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D: I'm trash, bye
W: Is that why I wanna take you out so badly?

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W: THEIR MY SONS AND I LOVE THEM
D: THEIR SNAKES AND YOUR AN IDIOT

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D: ADMIT IT, MONIKA IS THE BEST YANDERE
D: YURI'S ROUTE DOSENT EVEN HAVE LOVER'S SUICIDE
W: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TSUNDERE NATSUKI IS BEST GIRL

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W: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FANCY TUNA

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D: Wow, that's never happened before
W: They should do that in every Pokemon episode
D: Yeah, yeah they should

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W: Oh, I'm in my head now
W: I swear I had a song playing in here

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D: Ur so lame
W: At least my uncle thinks I'm cool
W: Barry was reading over my shoulder and literally said "no I don't" then walked away

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W: I like to live dangerously.
D: Yeah, me too.
W: I run at dangerous speeds and do parkour on top of high buildings
D: I knowingly open fanfiction that hasn't been updated in nine years or more.
W: *softly, but with a lot of feeling* Holy fuck.

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D: Jokes on you, every room is my panic room

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W: Thank the freaking cosmos

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D: I've told you a million fucking times not to microwave your socks in the microwave
D: But what did I just hear you do?
W: It's cold outside and they feel nice when they're warm

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W: Baby
D: Fellow associate

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D: Distraction?
W: Going to hack the suit?
D: Going to hack the suit

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D: Bruce is such a buzzkill
W: What'd he say?
D: He made another rule
D: "Dick, for the love of God, stop leaving guns in the empty Pop-Tart boxes. The rest of you, the lack of Pop-Tarts is not more important than the presence of a gun."
W: Buzzkill

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W: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of yourself?

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D:  "Burr shot first"
D: "Hamilton shot first"
D: I don't know what you heard but whatever it is Jefferson started it.

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

W: I arranged the menu, the venue, and the seating.
R: We're eating mac and cheese at your house and Dick is sitting on your lap.
W: I arranged the menu, the venue, and the seating.

---- [W -> D] ----

W: When you're the only kid in school who didn't witness the fight.

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D: Are you reading a dictionary?
W: Yeah, Don't spoil it though
D: Zyzzyva 
W: Ah, you- fjsadoif

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W: That's Illegal!
D: Its New Jersy!
D: Everything is legal in New Jersey

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D: Being gay isn't a choice- it's a game, and I'm fucking winning.

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W: Hey, lets slow dance

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D: You deserve a fucking award for putting up with me
W: Dickie, you are my award

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W: We were having a moment
D: I'm having a cola

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D: Bitch
W: Blocked
D: Wait, wait, wait, unblock me
W: Unblocked
D: Bitch

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W: Hey Dick, hows life?
D: Sometimes, I open the cupboards and let the Tupperware hit me on the face on purpose

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D: Ugh, I hate going into the kitchen and finding out I'm the only snack in the house

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W: Your the yee to my haw
D: You mean it, partner?

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D: I just love her, okay?
W:  What does she have that I don't?
D: Don't do this man
W: I can say your name like a rich person if that's what you want
D: Wally-
W: Richard~

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W: Every creepy storage room needs a ghost.

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D: Came for the crime stayed for the crime

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

W: Can we just pause this chapter real quick so we can watch all of Naruto?
R: You aren't already watching the entirety of Naruto right now?
D: It's on loop in my house

---- [W -> D] ----

D: Leave your name, number, and nightmare at the tone

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W: Fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

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D: While everyone else is playing checkers, I'm playing Monopoly
D: And I always build a hotel on boardwalk

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W: Why'd you take your shoes off?
D: So I don't break his nose when I kick it

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D: You remind me of a tarantula
W: Oh! Tarantulas are cool!
D: No I meant a dumb tarantula
D: How you feel
W: I'm kinda hurt
D: I don't give a shiiit

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W: Dude, it's freezing out here
D: A hoe never gets cold

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D: Your vacations over, you piece of shit

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W: I can't read all this crap

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D: Someone just asked if I'm gay
D: How dare you
D: I'm am not gay
D: I am very fucking gay

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W: It's fucking science, bro

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D: Get rekted, bitch

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W: So, you won't buy Spotify premium, but you'll record adds for them?
D: Okay, first of all, Spotify premium is expensive and I'm a cheap bitch, and second of all, yes, they paid me with premium
W: That's some out-of-they-way manipulative shit right there, Grayson

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D: I will pay you some mad money, like big dollars, to shut up

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W: Barbara's life motto?
D: "Stay cold and dead and fucking lethal."

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D: Hey, you know what they say
D: He who hesitates *snaps* disintegrates

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W: A line
W: A line
W: A square
W: Two human beings
W: Life or death

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D: I stand in the rain so no one can see my tears

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W: Ha! This time I'm the one on the news
W: "Excuse me, when did you decide to become gay?"
W: "Decide? I didn't decide shit, Dick Grayson turned me gay"

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D: I'm about to Barbra Streisand this bitch

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W: Geek squad? more like squad-less geek!! hAHA! yOU'RE aLONE!!!

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D: We need your strength right now, Wally, not your weakness.
D: So lock that shit down. Stay frosty.

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W: Why are you... drinking... out of a blender??
D: 'Cause its the biggest container that I have

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D: This coffee is bitter
D: Like my soul

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D: I need something black
D: Like my soul

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D: Fuck it's cold
D: Like my soul

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W: The Life of Memer is a dank and lonely one.

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D: Castles don't have telephones, asshole!

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