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W: My teacher just walked out of the room to print a huge math test. Half of the kids are praying to God and the other half are making deals with Satan.
D: Which one are you?
W: I'm texting you so obviously I'm here to make a deal

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D: A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
W: I'm blocking you
D: Go ahead, I have three phones and your number memorized

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W: Why do woman cry when angry?
D: Because they realize it is illegal to kill you, and that shit frustrating.

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D: That moment when straight people assume you are one of them, and you feel like a gay secret agent.
W: Lesbionage
D: Bi-spy
W: It's an ace case.
D: Secret Gaygent.
W: Agent Gayson

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W: The worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses.
D: No witnesses if you are bad enough at parallel parking.

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D: I feel like I'm an archaeologist that dug up an ancient cringe compilation

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W: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you too?
D:Bitch, I'd be the first to jump.

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D: I have several questions

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W: I have a bad feeling about this
D: I've got a bad feeling about everything

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D: Wow I did not miss that

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W: You only help to lift me you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowling
D: ...What?

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: I say we call it a day if we're done swapping looks
R: And talking books
D: I prefer reading in a nook
R: That response has me shook
W: Would you look at the time on the.. clook

---- [W -> D] ----

W: When did you apply eyeshadow?
D: I didn't but does it look okay because a prince has got to slay

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D: E=MC S C A R E D

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W: From rags to riches, she's the baddest of bitches

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D: Imagine if rap battles replaced presidential debates

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W: God, what a mood

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D: You getting mad?
D: I'm getting rich!

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W: What a mad banquet of darkness
D: Thank you, I tried

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D: Oh you poor fool. You know not what you have done

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W: As far as memes go, that's pretty weak.

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D: I have so many questions. First of all, how dare you

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W: Aaand Overprotective!Roy has been activated.
D: Great, this will end well

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D: What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
W: Killing a spider with my bare hands

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W: Did
W: Did you put dye in my shampoo
D: No clue what you're talking about, Amy Rose
W: You will pay for this

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D: Had it not been for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.

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W: Do you need a hug?
D: OH MY ME DUDE LIKE ALL THE TIME I LIVE OFF HUGS

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D: For fuck's sake, Wally. You can't keep saying this shit if you want to live.

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W: I'm starting to get a little concerned about your noodle addiction

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D: Was that you I just saw noom by?

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W: I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations presented to the court.

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D: I stg if you eat the last cookie again I will pay someone to have you launched into the fucking stratosphere

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W: Oof

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D: Hi I'm bi and ready to die.

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W: Don't think I don't know what you're doing Dick "let's change the subject so Wally won't kill me" Grayson. I'm into you.
D: Into?
W: You hear about that new murder case that just happened?
D: I know what you're doing but I really wanna talk about murder so we'll shelve that conversation for later, tell me more about this murder

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D: I'LL KILL YOU FUCKING GINGER BITCH
W: Welp, gotta blast.

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W: Oh look, it's another sighting of the elusive Soft!Roy

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D: Gross
W: LET THEM HAVE THIS DICKIE

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: This is goddamn fantastic. A+ material.
W: Unlike that essay you turned in the other day
D: Oh shit, I can't believe Roy is fucking dead

---- [W -> D] ----

W: It's too early for this oh no
D: It's 7:30 am wdym too early
W: I literally cannot figure if that's sarcasm or not

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D: The fuck is happening
D: Gasp
D: Could it possibly

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W: He looks like he's 130% done with everything
D: Probably plays Neko Atsume ironically at first but then it became an obsession

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: Wha
D: Hte abiusoukte fucjery
W: tag urself I'm abiusoukte
R: I'm fucjery

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Hey Dickie
D: What you fuckin want
W: You're in the kitchen get me some food
D: Fine
W: Wait I'm concerned

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D: Tim and Jay are having a lovers spat and I just heard Jason scream "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, REPLACEMENT"
D: And Tim's response?
D: "I embrace my fate with open arms"

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W: I fucked up
D: Then fix it?
D: Wait that's shit advice

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: You thought I was fucking joking
W: Oh my god he's fucking brutal
W: B r u t a l
R: Man up, West, I didn't raise a fucking pushover, if you lose at Uno you lose at life
W: Roy you don't understand
W: Tim put down 2 draws 2's, 4 skips, 3 reverses, and a draw 4 wild
W: AND THEN HE PUT DOWN A COLOR AND NUMBER I DIDN'T HAVE AND I DREW LIKE TWENTY CARDS
D: I told he showed no mercy

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Owo
D: Uwu

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D: M y g a y d a r
D: Gay things are happening here
D: I can feel it in my gay bones

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W: HO HO HOLY SHIT

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D: Hey, Wally
W: 'Sup babe
D: ....
W: ??
D: Wow, you're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line
W: Oh my fucking god

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W: Um, is Jason okay
W: I walked into the kitchen and I see him just.... Laying on the kitchen floor?
D: He was making omelette rice for Tim and cracked an egg open in the trash
D: Then he threw the shell into the bowl
D: He's been lying there for the past ten minutes
D: Contemplating

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W:  THEM LUCKY DUCKS
W: THEY HAVEN A CUDDLE FEST

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D: Y'all make it sound like drinkin' water will make me mentally stable
D: Like sip sip I'm still depressed motherfuckers

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W: I HAVE SPENT THE PAST THREE MINUTES SLAVING OVER THIS HOT GRILL TO MAKE YOU THIS 30 CENT RAMEN
W: SO COME IN HERE AND GET Y'ALL JUICE

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D: Two months ago this said "We did it, Tumblr"
D: Now it says "Rip, Tumblr"
D: Press F to pay respects

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W: That's love, bitch

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: So, sleepover?
W: I'll go and grab Roy!
R: What
R: Wait no
R: Begone demon
R: Stay back
R: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YObfjiuabje
D: Didn't even let the man finish his fucking meme

---- [W -> D] ----

W: So I'm sitting in the audience at your piano thing, right? And the audience is talking about you, and some dude says, "They say that he's the reincarnation of Picasso himself"
W: And the chick next to him says "Hey, Picasso was a painter you uncultured fuck" and I cried

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D: People focus way too much on outer beauty
D: You know what really matters?
D: How much money you have

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W: Are...
W: Are you making coffee and mumbling math equations in your sleep?

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D: There's no such thing as not being attracted to Andy Biersack

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W: Bitch 
D: Lasagna

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