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D: Words can't hurt me these shades are Gucci

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W: God I love blackmail

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D: You better not eat all my gummy-worms
W: Ummm aren't you missing???
D: Not important, just don't eat my fucking gummy-worms

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W: Understandable have a nice day

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R: Children, in this world it's yeet or be yeeted
W: Yeeten?
D: Y O T E

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D: People on the internet are so mean...
D: Including me, fuck off

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W: I would die for you Richard
D: You will.

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D: One time Tim was chillin on the side of one of our beds and he stole a chip from Jason and said "the gods have smiled upon me" and Babs pushes him off the bed with her foot and says "we live in a godless world" and nothing has shook me to my core more than that

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W: Hate u so fucking much I was gonna say that
D: Git gud scrub

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D: I'm an entrepreneur bitch
W: In what exactly??
D: Everything I do

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W: Aww Roy! You know you love us!
R: I would sell you both for a half full, lukewarm, shitty cup of coffee.

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D: I taught a robot how to fear

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W: I feel like he's the embodiment of 'meet me behind Chick-fil-A in ten minutes for an ass kicking'

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D: Death Note...
D: That's a stupid name
D: Mmmm what would be better than Death Note...
D: Die-ary

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R: You'll die right next to Dick
W: An honour

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W: Free tape for everyone!
D: Thanks my guy

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D: I have recently terminated my relationship with my former significant other, I bestow upon you her 7-digit telephonic sequence.
D: You fool! For that is the incorrect telephonic sequence! OHHHHHHHHH!!

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W: How do you even have a secret identity
D: Idk what you're talking about
W: Your Twitter bio is 'World-known piano prodigy, legendary Viner, TV star, secretly a superhero, teen billionaire, acrobat, best-selling author'
W: And your most recent tweet is "I swear to me guys, I really am a superhero, "
D: I'm a fucking master of stealth

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D: The most impressive thing about me is that I've met Beyonce

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W: You know what the best part about Roy being the #3 most famous teen is?
W: The fact that your #1 and #2

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D: The cookies should be equally shared, lest we fall in a cycle of revenge and greed.
W: Screw you guys, these cookies are mine

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W: This is your fault
D: How was I supposed to know the internet would make a conspiracy about you??
W: I'm literally in the background of half your social media footprint, they think I'm some kind of ghost or something man
D: My favourite theory is that I'm secretly under suspicion of extortion, and you're the secret agent they put on my case
W: I like the one where you killed me and now it's my ghost haunting you, only being able to manifest in pictures

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D: He shOT ME WITH THE GAY

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W: Dude, turn to channel 143, they're talking shit about you on this Talk Show

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D: Y'all already KNOW, we be uP in dis bIIITCH

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W: So we're sitting in the grocery store parking lot, right? And we're making a plan so that we don't forget anything
R: Dude we were all there, you don't have to tell the story
D: Shut up, it deserves to be immortalized in text
W: So we're talking code-names, and suddenly Jay claps his hands and goes
W: "Call me fucking Eagle 1, Roy is "Been there done that," Tim is "Currently doing that," Dick is "It happened once in a dream," Babs is "If I had to pick a chick," Wally is... "Eagle 2""
D: I still can't believe he stuck to the code names consistently the entire fucking time

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D: liSTEN, ima need you guys to step the fuck back and quit being nosy ratitas

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W: That's edgy
D: Not as edgy as me

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D: Wait lemme put my thinking glasses on.
W: Those limited edition Chopard Sunglasses you bought last week?
D: Yee

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W: Wait how do you have admin powers
D: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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D: How do you disipline your pet rock?
D: You hit rock bottom

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W: Dickie, we can do this!
W: We have to-
D: I appreciate it-
D: But look at what we're dealing with here man
W: Dick-
D: You gotta draw the line somewhere!
W: Dickie-
D: You gotta draw the fuckin' line in the sand, dude!
D: You gotta make a statement!
W: Richard-
D: You gotta look inside yourself and say:
D: "What am I willing to put up with today?"
D: NOT FUCKING THIS

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D: This has almost as many reads as I have insecurities

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W: Alternative responses to 'I love you'?
D: Who doesn't?
R: I know
D: Thanks
R: A horrible decision, really
D: Why
R: *laughs hysterically*
D: *laughs nervously*
R: I'm sorry
D: YEET
R: *finger guns*
D: And of course,
D: If only there was someone out there who loved you

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D: I am looking forward to hearing that pathetic little bug beg for his tragic excuse of a life

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W: Is it time for the monthly Dizzle and Rizzle liveshizzle yet?
D: It's time for the monthly Dizzle and Rizzle liveshizzle.

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D: Bottom? More like Bottim

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W: Honestly Jason's twitter is probably the best thing that ever been created
W: I can't believe he actually bought a plane ticket and left the city because someone called him out for being soft for Timmy
D: I can't believe it has been three days and Bruce hasn't made him come back yet

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D: Jason used a flame thrower to kill a spider for Tim and I think that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard

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W: Deadass?
D: Deadass.
W: Alright, its 2am but I'm sneaking out and coming to give you a hug

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D: Mozart couldn't go through the front door because the Handel was baroque, so he used the Bach door

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R: Hey, Dickie, ya' know how I kidnapped Jason??
W: You what
D: Uh, yeah, Bruce is still looking for him btw
R: Well, I've decided that he's a pretty cool kid and I'm keeping him

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D: Jason figured out that Bruce can't say no to anything if you call him dad
D: "Hey, dad-"
D: "Yes."
D: "I haven't even asked yet"
D: "Just- yes."

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W: Okay so now we add ghost broccoli...
D: Its called cauliflower, for god's sake

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D: Voice-recognition technology?
D: In a lift?
D: In Scotland?

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W: Why can't trees give off something useful??
D: So just fuck oxygen, right?

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D: Hello Sarah
W: Hi Tiffany
D: Those shoes look familiar

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W: This was a 100% successful trip
D: We lost Roy
W: This was a 100% successful trip 

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D: Roses are dead,
D: Love is fake,
D: Weddings are basically,
D: Funerals with cake.

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W: Omg its finally happening!
W: The poison is kicking in!

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D: I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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W: So do you have a crush on anyone?
D: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety

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D: Your too late superDORKS! You'll never stop me now!
W: That's where your wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of
W: Friendship!
W: Harmony!
R: Incredible violence
W: And love!

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W: Dick, your the last good person on this planet
W: I'd believe cartoon birds did your hair this morning

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D: I don't need sleep, I need answers

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W: We entered a dark timeline the day Vine shut down

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D: If you think about it, maybe and maybe not mean the same thing
W: The fuck have you done

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W: Physically, I'm here, but emotionally I'm unconscious, face down on a table in a Denny's somewhere

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D: Give me like, ten minutes and a decent internet connection

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W: CAN YOU SEE WHERE IT'S COMING FROM?
D: IF I DID DO YOU THINK ID STILL BE LETTING THEM SHOOT AT US?!
W: YES BECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE

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D: Cute first-date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

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W: I'll hold up the stars if you make them shine.

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