---- [W -> D] ----

D: Listen to my piano, you fool

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W: If you keep ignoring your emotions like this, you will eventually break down
D: How unfortunate.

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D: It's quite fun
D: Seeing it all crash and burn

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W: Bro
W: Broski
W: Brotien
W: Brosicle
W: Broseph
W: Brotastic
W: Han Brolo
W: Broba Fett
W: Brotato Chip
W: Bromosexual
W: Brohemian Rhapsody

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D: I'm famous and rich and hot, like, look at me, I'm killing the game
D: Just kidding I'm fat, depressed, and gay

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W: Are you alive, you haven't sent a meme in awhile
D: Thanks for checking in
D: I'm still a piece of garbage

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D: I am way too much of a bad bitch to care what people who don't like me think of me
D: You don't fuck with me that's cool with you, I don't care why
D: Like, go get another bowl of soup from the soup kitchen, fix ya eyebrows, and change ya socks

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W: What else besides destiny could have brought us together again today?
D: Coincidence.

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D: god I love cereal

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W: you're impossibly fast and strong.
W: Your skin is pale white and ice cold.
W: Your eyes change colour. And sometimes you speak like... Like you're from a different time.
W: You never eat or drink or drink anything (except cold soba and green tea)
W: You don't go out in the sunlight.
W: How old are you?
D: 17?
W: How long have you been 17?

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D: Just realizing how fucking cute I am, holy shit

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W: I have superspeed.
D: I have two whole friends

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D: I'm too famous to famous for this, I don't deal with this
D: I need to hire someone to do this for me

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W: Close the door on your way out
D: We're in a tent

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D: I love me
D: Just kidding put me in the hospital

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W: Good morning cruel world
D: Dont you mean goodbye?
W: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I'm still kickin'
D: This... This cheered me up

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D: Oh my god, it's a neglected child support meeting

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W: This jackassery will not stand!

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D: My emotions have three outlets
D: Haughty silence,
D: Tears,
D: And rage

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W: Hey... quick question... help me
D: ...How in the hell did you set raw noodles on fire??

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D: Heres a quarter
D: I own your car now

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W: If I died how much would you miss me?
D: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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D: Average time being happy drops to 13 seconds per day

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W: they agreed-ish on a thing kinda-sorta so that means they're in love now right

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D: If this doesn't play at my funeral, then I'm not dying

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W: you said no one would recognize you, you dumb demon fuck

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: ...Hypothetically, you shouldn't have been able to melt it at all. Adamantium has an absurdly high melting point.
R: (Science!Roy strikes again, y'all ain't the only genius's in this chat)
W: Teach me.
D: No.

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Why you gotta test fate like this

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D: Your dead to me
W: I'm dead to me too

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W: Sometimes I just want to hug you, you poor sad boy.

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D: I will incinerate whoever needs to be incinerated.

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W: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH????
D: I mean.....

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D: Coming in clutch with the innuendo.

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: Awwwww. You guys went on a beach day without me??? :(
D: You're working. Shut up.
W: (O∆O) ←--- Roy right now.

---- [W -> D] ----

W: I'm not crying you are.
D: We're all crying, Wally.

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W: Thanks bro. Love you bro <3
D: Love you too bro <3
W: Bro, dats gay bro.
D: We're gay, bro.

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D: Hey, West....
W: You rang, Blueberry?
D: You should come over
W: Omw

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W: I am not obsessed with your ass.
D: You have an entire album with over 2,000 pictures dedicated to it called "Proof that God still cares"

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D: Are my slutty heels at your place??
W: Which slutty ones? You have to be more specific.
D: The red ones
W: Oh, yeah they're on my dresser
D: Why are they on the dresser
D: Did you trip over them
W: no

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: Do not be alarmed, but I may need medical attention.
W: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
D: Ugh. Roy. It's fucking 4 AM. Can you bleed to death at a more decent hour, please?
R: Well sorry, I'll make sure to check your schedule before getting shot next time
W: you got SHOT?!

---- [W -> D] ----

D: Ryden is real and the government knows it

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W: GAYYYYY

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D: Wally, why do I never see you doing this shit for me?

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W: ...What fresh hell did I just wake up to?

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D: That's love, bitch <3

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W: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty.

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D: hey just dropped in to say I saw Artemis being really gay with her magic gf
W: Thank, the chat appreciates

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W: They're your siblings, should you not stop them?
D: Are you kidding? This is better than Real Housewives.
D: I'm not stopping shit.

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: Do you guys like this thing??
W: no
D: yes
W: I mean yes

---- [W -> D] ----

W: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD TIMMY AND RUINED HIM. LOOK AT HIM, HE HAS ANXIETY.

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D: Oop, there it is.

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W: You even OwO like a rich bastard
D: Òwó wym

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D: O shit whomst

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W: How did you even know I was in here?
D: I have a radar for whenever you do anything stupid. It goes off a lot.

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D: As usual, I'm the most successful one in the room

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W: Gimmie the password
D: Hi, my name is Dick Grayson
W: That works too

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D: Question.
D: If I like making myself suffer, does that make me an S or an M

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W: Obey the law fuck you

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D: Beh, ugh, gotta pull myself together. Gotta stay pretty so you still want me
W: I'll always want you, Dick, crying or not

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W: Where are you?
D: It's like storm-chasing but with serial killers

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D: I gave up clown college for this?

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W: Hey Dickie remember that thing
D: I
D: I don't recall
D: I suddenly can't read

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D: STEP THE FUCK UP NO WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

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W: H
W: How did u get in here
D: Don't worry about it-

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D: You know, Tim only updates his Twitter for like, unexpected/completely planned deaths and particularly lit dick jokes
W: Lit dick joke? You mean smoked sausage?

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: Why are your tongues purple?
D: Cause I had a blue slushee
W: And I had a red one

---- [W -> D] ----

W: I'll love you for a thousand years
D: Fine, but no fucking longer than that, alright?

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D: *Insert Kirito's cover of Walking On Sunshine as outro music here* 

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