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D: What do you think would happen if we kissed right here, right now
W: I think it would cause a riot
D: Well, you know me
D: Causing riots is what I do best

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W: Gotham post must have a field day with you
D: Today's headlines was "Wayne Heir Dick Grayson-Wayne responds to question "are you Nightwing?" with "Bitch I mightwing."

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D: Hey how many S's are in charade?
W: put in like three just to be safe

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W: Why are you like this?
D: Trauma, baby!

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D: Howdy partner

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R: Shut the fuck up none of you are gamers

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D: I love using my siblings for the betterment of my twitter account

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W: oh my lord
W: I love you for your instagram feed
W: saved & cherished
D: oh, honey
D: i'm just here to spill the tea,,,
D: and it is sTeaming

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D: morals are lost when monopoly is played
W: Its almost as horrifying as Uno

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W: You want anything to drink?
D: The tears of our enemies wretched from their bodies as their bones are crushed
W: I have Jasmine tea??
D: Ooh, Jasmine. Yes, please

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D: Man, watching Bruce drop someone off a roof is always weird
D: Like, its 20 feet. Walk it off
W: Dickie, you do know normal people don't just "walk off" a 20-foot fall, right?
W: RIGHT?
D: ,,,yes

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W: You might not remember this, but there was a time when I thought you were out of my league
D: Babe, I AM out of your league, you're a very lucky man
W: Honestly I tell myself that every day

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D: Timmy was going through Jay's closet like, "we need more shirts"

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W: You'll never guess what happened
D: Did you see a cute dog
W: I saw a cute dog!
D: !!!

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D: people don't think it be like it be, but it do

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W: What are you doing?
D: Looking for trouble. If I can't find it, I shall create it

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D: Timmy just sent me a video of Jay taking off his leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath

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W: They don't call me a fucking dumbass bitch for nothing

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D: Honestly I have bullshited my way through more than a decade of my life and it worked out Fucking great

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W: whomst the fuck's man is this
R: The real question is:
R: Who's mans am *I*

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D: Way to go, Paul
W: Nice, Ron
R: What the fuck, Richard

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D: This kid's going places
W: yeah, like PRISON

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W: Bitch, you won't believe
D: What's the sitch

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D: Shut ur whore mouth, RoyToy
W: Up shut your fuck, Royboy
R: I can't even be upset what the fuck you guys

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W: Uh good morning, I'm a fucking legend
D: God damn right you are

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D: Stop using similes, you do not tier 4 intelligent yet

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W: What did Jay do to you, I'll fight him
W: I'll lose, but I'll fight him

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D: I love the term "partners"
D: Like, are we robbing a bank? Do we run a legal firm? Are we detectives who investigate vicious felonies? Who knows

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W: Oh so you 'classy' people are too good to recycle boiled hot dog water? Too good for hot dog soup? Too good to dab it on your wrists like cologne?

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D: Its not your* or you're*
D: it's mine. Everything is mine.

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W: I get butterfly's in my stomach whenever I see garlicbread

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D: Despite being at all loss for words, Bruce lectured me for 45 minutes

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W: He's dead
D: You don't have all the facts!
W: Which are?
D: I love him!

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D: Your a few gears short of a clock, aren't you?

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W: Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths
D: What the fuck

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R: Its MY birthday! let's just stay inside and order a pizza and watch the original She-Ra

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D: This is the least relatable experience of my life!

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R: Look I'm sorry for psychologically scaring you
D: Which time
W: Which time
R: stOP

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W: DICKIE
W: THIS DISCUSSION DOES NOT REQUIRE A WEAPONS DISCHARGE

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R: ALL THESE GHOSTS
R: ALL THESE GHOSTS
R: AND I STILL CANT FIND NO BOO

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W: I want you to turn into a prince
W: Oh wait, you already are

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D: Bro
W: Yes bro?
D: Close your eyes bro
W: Okay bro
D: What do you see bro
W: Its dark bro
D: That's my life without you bro
W: Bro <3

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W: And I still can't spell Iridocyclitys

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D: These motherfuckers didn't even HESITATE

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W: I'll be your cis white shinning knight, my dude!

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D: Its made of SCIENCE

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W: Back me up fam!

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D: Congrats!
D: oooon knowing the right people! The only way to get ahead in life!

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W: Anime in anime is just live-action

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D: AHAHA WELCOME TO MY SAFE SPACE BITCH

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W: This is WILD

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D: I need a hug after that

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W: God I love rich people
W: I like the way they live
W: I like the way I live when I'm with them

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D: come to me

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W: If there's anything I hate, it's a dumbass
D: Oh Wally, you really must try and learn to love yourself

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D: Do step out of character for a moment and try to be charming

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W: You flatter me
D: How clumsy of me, I meant to accuse you

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D: A little bit of Jason in my life
D: A little bit of Barbara by my side
D: A little bit of Roy is all I need
D: A little bit of Timmy is what I see
D: A little bit of Slade in the sun
D: A little bit of Artemis all night long
D: A little bit of Wally here I am

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W: You know what they say; if it's been marked with bread, it's better off dead
D: Who says that

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D: Just kidding, I'm not a snack;  I'm the whole damn meal

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W: I'm fast as fuck, boisssss

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D: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay

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W: One will say "how does a duck fart?" and the other will say "with his ass-quack" and then the first one will be like "That's right bitch, spread that ass-quack" and then bam sex

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D: I'm sorry, Roy, did I just hear you say "Rock Scissors Paper"?
W: What the fuck, Roy? It's Rock Paper Scissors
R: No it's fucking not it's Rock Scissors Paper
D: Hoes no, you're both wrong. It's Scissors Paper Rock. The hell did you get Rock Scissors Paper and Rock Paper Scissors from?

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D: walls pls
W: Dickie, you're the most powerful hero in this entire plane of existence, you're dating the hottest and raddest guy in all of everything ever, you're effectively immortal in multiple ways, you play a baller piano, you speak more languages than duolingo, you've saved multiple universes and outrun the personification of nothingness and despair, you've invented about thirty new spells in the last few years alone, and fifteen days ago you twisted your very soul into a magical bonfire of love and pure arcane energy, and you're telling cha'boy you cant order chicken nuggets at a mcdonalds from an angsty teen cashier
D: walls it's scary

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