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D: An octopus is just a wet spider

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W: HERE YE! HERE YE! WE HAVE OURSELVES A LIAR!

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D: I'm going to hit you so hard you'll be shot so far off that you'll become nothing more than a cartoon twinkle in the sky

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D: honestly the fact that that's what you're concerned about is a phat ass mood
W: whats a phat mood
D: big mood but phatter

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W: (＞ｍ＜)
D: Stop using emotions to make me want to forgive you
W: (｡╯︵╰｡)
D: FINE

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D: hey, do u think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
W: you're a hazard to society
R: and a coward
R: Do 20

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Iris asked Barry what he wanted for dessert and Hal just said "please don't make him choose. we're poly and he's bi, he's not very good at choosing"

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D: God will remember your sins and when the time comes he will not be merciful

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W: Dickie 
D: Wha
W: You remember that kid from high school that you were friends with
D: no
W: the one with the blonde hair and blue eyes???
D: no
W: Jesus fucking christ Dickie yall were friends for 13 years
D: who

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D: Its all hideous lies, I've been polishing my batarangs
W: First, they're called Rational Injuring Projectiles
W: Second, no you fucking haven't been

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W: I need a hug(e amount of money)

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D: What's that sound? The sound of someone else's problem. Bye.

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W: Just slap a wig on an avocado and be on your merry way

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D: Quaking in my boots? More like quaking in my Gucci slides

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W: I mean, idk if I believe in God
D: But I'm sitting right here?

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D: 90% of my life is me making an irritated face

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W: Getting real sick of people saying and doing things

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D: Relationship tip: 'babe' and 'baby' are Cliché and outdated. Try fun new nicknames like 'Lieutenant'

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W: I need a hug rn and also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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D: I love my sunglasses.

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W: Cute first date ideas?
D: Overthrow your government with the bae

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D: I relate to the phrase "chillin' like a villain" because it shows that I am calm but also ready to sin

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W: I'm sorry my swag is distracting you

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D: Walls, I wrote a poem about you
W: Oooo lemme hear it
D: Soft as silk
D: Sweet as honey
D: Dumb as shit
D: Ain't got no money

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W: Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie

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D: HAHHAHAHAHA.
D: I died? Weak.

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W: What about the pain I'll get when you die?
D: That's your problem.

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D: Nothing scares me more than red comic sans

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W: No one said
W: That is my goal
W: However
W: That is actually my goal!

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W: Are you sure you're not starting a fire?
D: I'm certain.

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D: Haha, I don't get as many fan letters as Timmy does tho
W: That's true
D: I only get checks

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W: Did you drive? Are you insane?
D: No, the driver drove
D: That's why I'm still alive

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D: I understand why none of us had a significant other for like 16 years
D: Roy's dating his job
D: Timmy's dating his coffee
D: I'm dating my reputation
D: Jay's a freak
D: And Wally's addicted to games
D: No wonder we're reduced to in-dating

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W: Roy has completely destroyed that young man

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D: Wait a minute
D: You guys are doing a courtroom scenario?
D: without me?
D: ...
D: Unacceptable

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W: I'm not even surprised anymore

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D: Obviously murder
D: There's no other option
W: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
W: THERES FOUR OPTIONS

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W: please?
D: 5 yen

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D: I don't even know what to do with this information

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W: I SWEAR I RESPECT THE HERO

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D: We're all a game of sims and God forgot the cheat codes

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W: Oml

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D: Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?!

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D: Out of all of the pianos I've touched
D: You, are the most recent

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W: Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that's because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon.

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D: I have a bottle of bourbon, some illegal fireworks, and a shovel. You in?
W: Sounds like a terrible idea
W: Of course

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W: Find out your GAY NAME!
W: Your first name +
W: My last name

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D: One, two, three, four, five
D: Everybody in the car, so come on, let's die
D: To the liquor store around the corner
D: The boys say they want some gin and juice
D: But I really don't wanna
D: Beer bust like I had last week
D: I must stay deep because talk is cheap
D: I like Monica, Monica, Monica and Monica
D: And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
D: So what can I do? I really beg you, Monica
D: To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
D: It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet
D: A little bit of Monica in my life
D: A little bit of Monica by my side
D: A little bit of Monica's all I need
D: A little bit of Monica is what I see
D: A little bit of Monica in the sun
D: A little bit of Monica all night long
D: A little bit of Monica, here I am
D: A little bit of Monica makes me Monica's man
D: Monica number 5

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

W: Do we need to update your modern lingo software again?
D: Oh, but old words are quite luminescent!
D: I tell you, that Shakespeare guy knew what he was talking about
R: A remarkable discovery, truly

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D: Ramen? Or ramen?
W: No, you should have ramen
R: Ehhh, ramen sounds better

---- [W -> D] ----

W: The only way to become a police detective is to work as a police officer, pass a test, and earn a promotion to detective through the department. If you want to pursue a career as a detective without going to the police academy and working as a police officer first, you can become a private investigator or a PI
W: Which path we choosing bitch

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D: I only worry about three things
D: 1. Everything that has happened
D: 2. Everything that is happening
D: 3. Everything that will happen

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W: I came here to stop you
D: You came here to stop me from stopping you?
W: What are you talking about?
D: What are you talking about?

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D: Got a package from Bruce?
W: What is it?
D: Well, it's heavy
D: It must be his disappointment in me

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W: An hour or two of sleep would not be adverse for a creature of the night
D: I'll sleep when I'm dead

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D: Unfortunately, to "get on your level," I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinder block shoes

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W: Why are short people so full of rage?
D: We're closer to hell

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: Objection!
R: Objection, judges don't object
W: Objection, neither can the jury

---- [W -> D] ----

W: What are you brooding about over here?
D: I was just embroiled in a painful internal struggle

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D: Looks like I'm guilty of arson, cause I burned you

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W: Objection! That is,,, bad for my case?

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D: I didn't think that would work, and it didn't

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W: You're right
D: I know
D: About what?

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D: BERNIE HELP US
W: WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
D That is not the Bernie way!
W: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR POLITICAL HUMOUR

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W: this is the most beautiful love story I've ever seen im crying

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D: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

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W: I love when I leave work early to surprise you at home and you greet me with those 3 very special words
W: "were you fired?"

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: "wake me up"
R: when September ends
W: before you go go
D: inside

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Let's play a game called "I beat you first"
D: sus, but ok
W: I saw you first
D: I talked to you first
W: I was attracted to you first
D: I confessed first
W: I asked you out first
D: I kissed you first
W: I asked you to move in with me first
D: I took you on vacation first
W: I proposed first
D: What do you mean? No you didn't
D: oh
D: OH

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