---- [W -> D] ----

D: Vikturi is ours!!!
W: Don't you mean victory?
D: No
D: No I do not

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W: I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
D: I have an idea

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D: I've been annoyed since I was born

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W: I will not be impressed at technology until I can download food from the internet
D: Well...
W: No way...
W: What have you been going at 3 am?!
D: I have been working on something...

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W: But do aliens believe in me?
D: Ask

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D: Don't you hate it when you offer your help and the other person says yes?
W: What is it this time?

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W: Do dogs think in barks?
D: I don't know
D: Do you?
W: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

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D: My therapist once told me I was obsessed with seeking revenge... we'll see about that
W: Is this why I haven't herd from Roy in 5 days?

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W: Dude, did some supervillain put you on the F.B.I's most wanted list?
D: No
D: I did that all by myself

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D: My neutral expression makes me look like I'm always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's usually true
W: Dude
W: It was just a show
D: NO
D: THEY HAD A BONDING MOMENT

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D: The sexual tension between two characters when one of them says 'make me'
W: You really need to stop obsessing over things like this
D: Make me!
W: ...
D: ...
W: Damn
D: The windows unlocked again

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W: Look on the bright side, at least now that you're at rock bottom, the only way to go it up
D: Don't underestimate Roy, he's willing to dig
W: ...
W: He started at the bottom and was somehow able to get lower
R: I CAN HEAR YOU

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D: I use humour to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
W: Dude
W: I've seen you jump off a bridge

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D: The number of times I think 'I don't care' while people are talking to me is getting really out of hand
W: The last person you talked to was me
D: I know

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W: Hugging Tip #68: Hug them for just a bit too long and whisper 'hail Hydra' into their ear
D: You can hug me anytime you want

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D: What do you mean it's inappropriate to have 'I'll be back' written on my tombstone

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W: How much do islands cost? I want one
D: Around $100,000
W: ...
W: How do you know that?
D: ...
W: You better not have an island that you didn't tell me about
D: Surprise?

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D: Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
W: You hold them back?

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D: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
W: Do you need a hug?
D: Yes

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W: Houston I have so many problems
D: Error, message ignored
W: Houston?

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D: Why can you say 'can I pet your dog?' In 23 languages?
W: Why can you say 'I'm sorry for my friend he's just an idiot' in 23 languages?
D: ...
W: Ohhhhhh

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W: If you want, we could have a bonding moment
D: I may be able to clear my schedule so you can cradle me in your arms

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D: It's not murder if you say sorry afterwards
W: YES
W: YES IT IS

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W: What do you think your best quality is?
D: 1080p probably

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W: What's your favourite season?
D: Of what show?
W: ...
D: OH
D: YOU MEANT OUTSIDE
D: Yeah, fuck that shit

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D: I'm the kind of person who, between two choices, always picks the wrong one
W: I know
W: I'm the type of person who has to deal with the consequences

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W: Why are you like this?
D: The devil needed a partner

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D: Hey, I asked Babs about those jeans
W: And...
D: She said they were fine
W: See? I told you!

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W: Honestly my life is basically that gif where the dude is like "OH SHIT!" and the gif starts content-aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and he's like "I'm okay"
D: I wish I didn't know what you're talking about

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D: You'll never find another me
W: I'm counting on it

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W: There are two types of sneople: snake people 🐍 & snail people 🐌
D: You're the best

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D: Bruce and Clark are at it again
W: I wish they would kiss already
D: Ugh, their so oblivious
W: What are they saying?
D: "We are not friends Clark." "But we could be!" "And if I don't want to be friends?"
W: The idiots
D: I know, right?

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W: In the daytime, I'm Wally, just a normal guy with a normal life. But there's something about me that no one knows yet, 'cause I have a secret.
D: They look at me and think I'm cool. I'm Robin. At night I rule. My skill is charged with energy. The talons are out, just watch and see.

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D: Man, it must suck being a banker. I bet it gets pretty loanly
W: I don't know if I should kiss you or slap you
D: Why don't you do both?

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W: What is the cheat code to a loving happy relationship?
W: Communication?
W: Commitment?
W: Humility?
D: "Modifyrelationship YourFirstName YourLastName TargetFirstName TargetLastName 100 Romance_Main" but make sure that you have cheat codes enabled first

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D: You know, it's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting
W: Sorry, Sorry, go on, I can stay a hostage for a while longer

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D: Hey
D: Wally
D: I got a waterbed
W: I'll bring the movies, you get the snacks

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D: Wally
W: Yeah?
D: Bruce and I went out for lunch
W: Kay...
D: I had to request to sit at a different table
W: Okay...
D: Bruce was eating a hamburger with a fork
W: I'm calling the police

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D: Wally, they say we've crossed the gay-line
W: Who's they?
W: How do they know about the line?
D: I don't know Wally
D: I don't know

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