---- [W -> D] ----

D: There's this crazy bitch is out to ruin my life
W: Who?
D: They always show up and make a huge scene
W: who?!
D: And they never shut up!
W: WHO?
D: Myself

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W: Describe yourself in three words
D: I am a rebel

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W: You keep talking bad about yourself and I will physically fight you

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D: The matrix has you...
W: Don't do this to me
D: Follow the white rabbit...
W: I hate you
D: Knock knock, Wally
W: What is this witchcraft?!

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W: If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
D: Magic

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D: Hey
W: Hi
D: What's up?
W: Nothing, you?
D: Same

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D: I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door completely
W: One sec
D: ?
D: ...
D: Did you just...
W: Yep

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W: That moment you realize that the Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X
W: As in, the X Chromosone
W: Their power = Girl power
D: Why are you watching Powerpuff girls at 5am?
W: Don't sweat the small stuff

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W: Dude your so slow!
D: I'm walking down the hallway!
W: Are you sure? I think a snail beat you here!
D: I can literally see you eating grapes
W: I'm going to die of old age before you get here!
D: Hey! Stoping throwing grapes at me!

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W: I can't believe you took my grapes

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D: You should be allowed to leave social events by announcing, "the part of me will now be played by this plate of cheese."
W: Rough night?
D: You have no idea

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W: I'm calling the police
D: Why?!
W: I literally just watched you brush your teeth
D: So?!
W: And then you drank an entire glass of orange juice!

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D: Dude, calm down, the spider is smaller than you
W: SO IS A BOMB
D: Do you need help?

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W: Seven
W: Crappy
W: Hours
W: Of
W: Our
W: Lives
D: Rough day?
W: ...
D: Study session at the cave?
W: Fine

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D: Get your ass back here or your totalled
W: Totally?
D: Totally

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W: You need to learn how to dodge a grenade
D: I can
D: The problem was he had two

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D: I'm so sick I could kill you
W: Don't you mean you could die?
D: No

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W: I think your suffering from lack of Vitamin me
D: Do you want to die?

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D: Hey
D: Wally
W: What?
D: Bruce bought a new chandelier
W: Why?
D: ...
D: Not important
W: What is important
D: It came...
D: Wrapped...
D: In...
W: Dude spit it out already
D: Bubble-Wrap Wally
D: Bubble-Wrap

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W: If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why does the inside have corners?
D: Why would you do that to me?

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: Wally
R: You truly are an idiot
W: ?????
D: He's right you know
W: Why are you so mean to me?!
R: Cause were friends, and you're an idiot
W: Yes
D: Glad you agree
W: Wait!
W: That not what I meant!
D: No take backs

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Punch-buggy no punch backs!
D: Hey! Harley and I play that game!
D: But it's a little different...
W: Different how...
D: Well, instead of punch-buggy no punch backs it's stabbuggy no stabbacks!

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D: Knock knock
W: Who's there?
D: Mur
W: Mur who?
D: Mur... der
W: Dick no

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D: STOP!
D: I could've dropped my croissant!

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W: I hate when teachers leave a '?' when they grade my work
W: Like, I don't know what's going on either
D: My teachers all give me gold stars
W: Show off
D: You love it
W: I know

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W: Don't trust people who can't admit that their favourite characters have flaws
D: Waluigi did nothing wrong

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D: "Not all men" psh, your right. Superman would never do this.
W: I'm sorry okay!?

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W: Do you
D: Nope
W: Damn, thanks anyways

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D: I really just keep getting prettier, it's kinda alarming,
D: Like, in a couple of years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me
D: I will look so pretty
W: Did someone give you a compliment?

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D: I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I'm doing
W: What!?
D: I just said I have no idea
D: Keep up West

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W: It breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendship they build along the way
D: You adorable bastard

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D: I'm like four days past my bedtime
W: Well, if you need help, you can always sleep with me

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W: Is expired poison more poisonous or less poisonous?
D: More.

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W: I wasn't that drunk
D: You were flirting with me
W: So?
D: You asked if I was single
W: And?
D: You cried when I said no

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D: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
W: What?
D: Nothing, they just waved
W: Oh
D: Did you sea what I did there?
W: Oh no
D: I'm shore you did
W: How do you have friends?
D: Don't be a beach

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W: I'm hungry
D: Hi hungry, I'm Dick
W: Dude no, I'm serious
D: I thought you were hungry?
W: Are you kidding me?!
D: No, I'm Dick

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D: Why did the chicken cross the road?
W: Why?
D: To get to the idiot's house
D: Knock knock
W: Who's there?
D: The chicken
W: Now listen here...
D: I'm listening...

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W: Dude there's a spider
W: Help
W: Dude
W: Dick....?
D: Dick is dead, your next.
D: Love, Spider

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D: I totally failed my health and safety class today
W: How do you even do that?
D: Well, one of the questions was "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
W: And?
D: Apparently "hella big ones" was the wrong answer

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W: If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on earth, do you think they would have a sun?
D: Only if they planet

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D: What is that? Off in the distance? Could it be?? My last fuck, disappearing over the horizon. Be free, old friend, be free!!
W: I literally just asked you to stop dragging all my blankets into the rafters

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