Once upon a time Bunny Jaw, a 17 year old girl, stopped drinking her glass of water and was stabbed in the back with a straw. When she went to see who stabbed her, her water bottle started dancing the cha cha. She was so into the dance that she started dancing the Cupid shuffle, and her straw stabber joined in.

"Hey straw killer, how did you get into my house when all of my doors and windows are unlocked?"

"I opened the door." A deep voice said.

"How did you do that? CAN YOU TEACH ME?!??!?"

"Sure," they walked over to a door. "Twist the knob and pull." Bunny twists the knob and pulls back so fast that the door collides with her face, and she dies.