2 years later!
Patricia Colupéz just bought a new jeep, and loves it dearly. She sleeps in the jeep cuz this bitch luvs that car. She suddenly, and abruptly wakes up to see that someone is killing a straw with her jeep and that she was on the ground of her drive way.

"Sir may I ask what you're doing?"

"No."

"What are you doing?"

"Killing this straw."

"Oh okay continue on."

"Ok." Patricia never woke up. Patricia had swallowed a fish egg and died horribly.