Chapter 3
3 1/2 years later
"Becky I could so kill you right now!" Felicia screams into the phone.
"What would you kill me with?"
"Your mom!"
"You're such a Batricia! Like OMFG I can't even with you! I want you to hurt a muffin."
"Oh yeah I want you to eat 30 burritos! You're such a Becky."
"Probably because I am Becky! Or am I?"
"Wait you're Becky? I thought I was Becky... Woah!"
"Oh well, I'm gonna knock you up!"
"You're gonna get me pregnant?"
"No instead of knocking you out I'm going to knock you up!"
"You're such a downer! You should go live with your parents."
"I already do you like hole."
"What's that?"
"Someone who likes holes, duh."
"Oh yeah well you-you-you are a water liker."
"Probably because I like water, and all of its carbs. You are a shoer!"
"You are a mop!"
"You're a toilet."
"You're my pee."
"At least I'm hot."
"Crap I complimented you!"
"Ha you pice of cow dodo."
"You said dodo."
"Oh yeah well you stink."
"Your smell is smelly."
"Let's be friends!"
"Okay!"
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