I love soccer. I really really do. (We get it) I love to Play Soccer, my best friend does too. If you like to Play Soccer, I'll always be with you! <3

There once was a girl
Who had a big squirrel
It scared the cat
With a baseball bat
Then it flew to Planet Yurrell

There once was a boy named Garrett
His best friend was a ferret
His ferret always ate toads
And runs all over the road
And then he met Mr. Carrot

(What?)

I like Apple bees
They have delicious lobster
And busch gardens too.
(I hate lobster O.o)

Statues are so still
They sometimes are white or gray
They always smile bright
(Weeping angels don't smile -,-)

The sky is pale blue
The clouds are as white as snow
The grass is deep green

Once little old Tink
Fell into a sink
And to much dread
She fell on her head
And now she can't think
(No words. Wtf)

Under dog
Carried a log
It had underwear
What's that doing there?
And he yelled "oh my BOG"