"Last time on Total Drama Minecraft Returns, we met the twenty two contestants that will be competing this season. They were separated into two teams, and had to collect items from a pyramid of chests guarded by Shulkers to build a cabin. The Killer Creepers built a nice little cabin made of wood and cobblestone. The Screaming Zombies, however, had two little hackers on the team that built a majestic cabin. I didn't notice they had hacked at first, and the Killer Creepers voted someone off. But at the elimination ceremony, Porky and Mooshie of the other team accidentally revealed they had hacked, and therefore were eliminated. What crazy challenge will the mobs do today? Find out right now, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

~~~

Killer Creepers (11): Ory, Wooly, Cluck, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Cean, Tic Tac, Jack, Pola

Screaming Zombies (9): Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Haylee, Cocoa, Colton, Lloyd

~~~

SZ

It was morning on the island.

"These beds are soooo much comfier than my pullout couch back at my crib," Lloyd said, stretching.

"They're alright," Cocoa replied.

Colton got out of his bed, but got caught on the blanket and stumbled into the bed across from him.

"Watch it!" Jesse yelled.

"Sorry, sorry," Colton murmured, untangling himself and falling on the floor.

"Idiot," Jesse huffed.

Kain watched all this from his bed, not saying a word.

***

KC

"Ya know, if I had won last season, I wouldn't have to be sleeping on these rock hard beds," Jack complained.

"Why not? They rock," Wilbur chuckled.

Jack glared at him. Then he glared at Wooly. "Because this kid won instead."

"You helped me win," Wooly pointed out.

"I did not," Jack replied.

"You shot his mom off the mountain with your snowball gun because she was preventing him from winning," Cean spoke up.

"Shut it, squid," Jack growled.

"Honey? Are you okay in there?" came a voice from outside.

"I'm fine, mom," Wooly groaned.

"Can I come in?" Sherry called. "We need to put on your ointme--"

"No!" Wooly said quickly. Jack and Wilbur snickered. "This side is guys' only!"

"Okay, well make sure you rub it on your--"

"I know, mom!" Wooly shouted. He blushed as Jack and Wilbur cracked up. Cean was smiling too.

Ech didn't say a word.

***

SZ

"Wow, these beds are as comfy as a haystack!" Haylee exclaimed.

"So not comfortable at all?" Moolissa asked.

"What? Haystacks are as soft as clouds!" Haylee replied. "Only us horses understand. Ain't that right, Jamey?"

"Don't talk to me," the skeleton horse replied.

"Why not?" Haylee asked. "Don't like me?"

"Not really," Jamey answered.

Haylee narrowed her eyes. "Are we gon have to take this outside?"

Jamey stood up. "Are we?"

Haylee stood up as well.

"Please don't fight, guys. We're a team," Moolissa said.

"Stay out of this, mushroom!" Haylee snapped.

Moolissa's jaw dropped. "What did you call me?" She stood up as well.

Chloe sat on her bed in the corner, watching the argument from under her blanket.

***

KC

"I can't believe I had to spend a night with a different gender," Cluck complained.

"Oh, get over it," Tic Tac replied. "At least you don't have over a thousand followers waiting for you to post a selfie, but you can't."

"We're not supposed to use technology on the island, Tac," Ory said.

"That's soooo dumb," Tac muttered.

The door opened, and Sherry reentered. She had several different lotions with her.

"Why won't Woolington put on his ointment? Oh my Notch. Is he hitting puberty?" Sherry asked.

"How old is he?" Ory questioned.

"Too old!" Sherry suddenly wailed. "My baby boy is growing up! I can't let this happen!"

"You're forcing your cis genders onto your children?" Cluck asked. "You horrible, horrible people! Let them decide what they want to identify as!"

"But he has a little--"

"We don't need to know that," Ory interrupted.

Stella and Pola didn't say a word, although they did glance at each other.

***

"How come I don't have a chef to be my cohost?" Herobrine said to himself. "I should really get one." He paused. "Too bad I'm an evil god who wants to take over the world."

Herobrine sighed. "I have nobody to talk to. CHALLENGE TIME!"

***

The mobs were teleported to a large flat area made of sand.

Herobrine appeared and snapped his fingers. Suddenly, a huge dome of glass appeared around them.

"What's going on?" Haylee asked.

Herobrine snapped his fingers again, and a border of black wool appeared in the sand, forming a rectangle with a line down the middle.

"This doesn't look good," Cocoa mumbled to Moolissa.

Herobrine snapped his fingers one more time, and four balls appeared on the line down the middle of the rectangle.

"Is this what I think it is?" Wooly asked.

"Welcome to your second challenge!" Herobrine announced. "Dodgeball!"

"Yes!" Wooly exclaimed. Sherry raised an eyebrow.

"In this dodgeball match, there will be several games. The first team to win three games wins. Four contestants from each team will play in each game. To win, you must get all players on the other team out. To get them out, you must hit them with a dodgeball, or catch a dodgeball thrown at you. If you are hit, or someone catches a dodgeball you threw, you are out," Herobrine explained. "Any questions?"

"Do we have to play?" Tac asked.

"Everyone will play at least one game," Herobrine answered. "I have already chosen the players in the games."

Tac groaned. "If any of you hit me with a ball, I'm suing."

"Can she do that?" Wilbur asked.

"No, idiot," Jack replied.

"First game will include Ory, Wilbur, Pola, and Wooly from the Killer Creepers; and Jamey, Colton, Moolissa, and Jesse from the Screaming Zombies. Get ready!" Herobrine announced.

~~~

Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"Dodgeball! I've always wanted to try this!"

~~~

Colton's Confessional (SZ)

"Welp. Better prepare to humiliate myself again."

~~~

If their name is underlined during this challenge, they are a Killer Creeper. If not, they are a Screaming Zombie.

The eight mobs were lined up, with four on each side of the arena in their respective teams. The four dodgeballs were on the line in the middle of the arena.

"Be careful, Woolington!" Sherry called from the sidelines. Wooly ignored her.

"When I say go, the first game will begin," Herobrine said. "Ready, set, go!"

On the Screaming Zombies, Jamey and Jesse immediately ran for the dodgeballs. Colton started to, but he tripped and fell. Moolissa stayed where she was.

On the Killer Creepers, Wooly ran for the dodgeballs. Ory hopped towards them as an afterthought. Pola moved to the corner, and Wilbur stayed put.

Jamey and Jesse each grabbed a dodgeball. Jesse threw his at Wooly, who was also grabbing a dodgeball, but he jumped out of the way. Jamey ran back with hers. Ory grabbed a dodgeball, and Wilbur picked up the one Jesse threw.

Wooly threw his dodgeball at Colton, who was too slow to move out of the way.

"Colton is out!" Herobrine announced.

"Idiot," Jamey muttered. She jumped out of the way as Ory threw a ball at her.

Moolissa grabbed the ball Ory had thrown, and Jesse picked up the one Wooly threw. Now all three of them had a ball.

"I'm having a ball," Wilbur chuckled.

"Just throw it," Wooly groaned.

Wilbur chucked his ball at Jamey, but she dodged it.

All three Screaming Zombies threw their ball at Wilbur.

"Oh, balls," Wilbur said.

He was hit in the face three times.

"Wilbur is out!" Herobrine announced.

"Pola, take a ball," Wooly said, tossing her a ball. She caught it hesitantly.

Ory took another, and Wooly had the third. Suddenly, Pola was hit by a ball.

"Pola is out!"

"Easy," Jesse smirked. He and Jamey high-fived.

Wooly threw a ball, and Moolissa tried dodging it, but failed.

"Moolissa is out!"

It was now Wooly and Ory versus Jamey and Jesse.

"We got this, Wooly!" Ory said cheerfully.

"The Double J's will obviously win this round," Jamey laughed.

"Shall we do the chant?" Jesse asked.

"We shall," Jamey replied.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

"For--"

Both Jamey and Jesse were hit by dodgeballs.

"Jamey and Jesse are out!" Herobrine announced. "That's a point to the Killer Creepers!"

Wooly and Ory high-fived.

"That wasn't fair! We were doing our theme chant!" Jesse whined.

"Shut up," Jamey snapped.

~~~

Jamey's Confessional (SZ)

"Maybe we should do our chant when we're not in the middle of a challenge."

~~~

Jesse's Confessional (SZ)

"Will we ever get to finish our chant?!"

~~~

"The next round will include Cean, Stella, Ech, and Tic Tac from the Killer Creepers; and Kain, Haylee, Lloyd, and Chloe from the Screaming Zombies," Herobrine said. "Get in the arena, you eight!"

The mobs lined up on their respective sides.

"Ugh! I don't want to do this!" Tac groaned.

"Dude. Same," Lloyd replied from the other side of the arena.

"Shut up and help us win," Kain snapped at him. He glanced at Chloe, who was shivering nervously.

"Ready, set, go!" Herobrine announced.

Kain and Stella dashed forwards from opposite ends of the court. Kain grabbed a ball and immediately threw it at Stella, who was nearby since she was also grabbing a ball.

Stella couldn't dodge in time. She was hit.

"Stella is out already!" Herobrine announced.

Kain grabbed another ball and chucked it at Cean, who was hopping towards the balls. Cean couldn't dodge either, and was hit.

"Cean is out!"

"Well dang, he's good!" Haylee exclaimed.

"Righteous," Lloyd added.

Chloe smiled slightly.

Ech flew towards Kain from the other side of the court. Kain threw it at the bat, but he easily dodged it. He was now out of dodgeballs.

Ech picked a ball up and threw it at Kain. The wolf dove out of the way, and the ball hit Haylee instead.

"Haylee is out!"

"Ouch!" Haylee yelped.

The ball that hit Haylee rolled by Lloyd. He just watched it.

"Toss that to me!" Kain shouted to his teammate.

"Nah, man," Lloyd replied. "You can get it."

Kain sighed and ran over there to pick it up. Ech had thrown another ball at him, but he moved and it bounced on the ground.

Kain grabbed the ball and hurled it at Ech as fast as he could.

The bat had no time to react. He was hit, and fell to the ground.

"Ech is out!"

Tic Tac was the only one left on her team. She hadn't moved the entire game.

"Do something!" her team shouted at her.

"OMG, but that will mess up my makeup," Tac replied in her whiny voice. "I think I'll just--"

She was hit in the face by a dodgeball.

"MY MAKEUP!" Tac screeched.

"Tic Tac is out!" Herobrine announced. "That's a point for the Screaming Zombies! It's one to one!"

~~~

Tic Tac's Confessional (KC)

"Do you know how long it took me to put that makeup on?! Like, two hours!"

~~~

"Next round will include Sherry, Jack, Cluck, and Ory from the Killer Creepers; and Cocoa, Jesse, Colton, and Haylee from the Screaming Zombies," Herobrine announced.

"This ain't fair! I just went!" Haylee protested.

"Yeah, but your team only has nine players. Blame the hackers," Herobrine replied. "Now line up!"

The mobs lined up on their side of the arena.

"Great. I'm on a team with a bunch of girls," Jack groaned.

"What did you just say?!" Cluck snapped.

"Ready, set, go!" Herobrine announced.

Jack tried to go get a ball, but Cluck stood in his way. "What did you call me?" the chicken growled.

"Get out of the way!" Jack yelled, trying to get around her.

Meanwhile, Jesse and Cocoa had each retrieved a ball from the center of the arena. Ory and Sherry from the other team picked up the other two.

"This is for trying to hit my son!" Sherry yelled. She threw a ball at Jesse, but missed wildly.

Cocoa threw a dodgeball and hit Sherry in the side. "Woohoo!" the cow exclaimed.

"Sherry is out!" Herobrine announced.

"Mrs. Woolsworth!" Sherry corrected.

Colton tried to pick up the ball Sherry threw, but he somehow ended up slipping on it. The mule lay sprawled out on the ground, and the ball rolled over to Haylee.

"Well howdy!" Haylee greeted the dodgeball. She picked it up.

Ory threw her ball at Jesse, but he dodged that one as well. He threw his ball back at her. She hopped out of that ball's path and into Haylee's ball's path.

"Ory is out!"

"Yeehaw!" Haylee exclaimed.

"Get out of my way, woman!" Jack yelled at Cluck.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME WOMAN?!" Cluck screamed. She picked up a dodgeball rolling nearby.

Jack scrambled away from the psychotic chicken.

"DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER!" Cluck hurled the dodgeball at Jack.

Jack ducked under it, and it hit Cocoa in the face.

"Cocoa is out!"

Cluck picked up another dodgeball. "YOU CIS SCUM!" She hurled it, and Jack dove out of the way.

The ball hit Haylee instead.

"Haylee is out!"

Jack grinned. "You throw like a girl!"

It seemed like steam was about to come out of Cluck's ears. She screamed something unintelligible and threw another dodgeball at Jack.

Jack dodged it, and it hit Jesse.

"Jesse is out!"

Colton was the only one left on his team. He gulped. All four balls were on his side.

"You better not fail, mule," Jesse said as he walked off the arena.

Colton picked up a ball.

Meanwhile, Cluck started chasing Jack around. She was screaming things at him. Jack was just waiting to get another ball on his side.

"Here goes nothing," Colton muttered.

He aimed carefully. Then, he threw a dodgeball at Cluck.

It looked like she wasn't paying attention to it, and was about to be hit.

But then, she caught the ball with her wings without even looking.

"Colton is out!" Herobrine announced. "The Killer Creepers get a point! It's two to one!"

Cluck nailed Jack in the face with the dodgeball she caught.

~~~

Jack's Confessional (KC)

"Worth it. We won the round."

~~~

Cluck's Confessional (SZ)

"That donkey is such a--"

~~~

"If the Killer Creepers win one more game, they win the challenge," Herobrine said. "Next round will include Cean, Pola, Wilbur, and Stella from the Killer Creepers; and Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, and Chloe from the Screaming Zombies."

The eight mobs lined up in the arena, four on either side.

"Ready, set, go!" Herobrine announced.

Jamey, Moolissa, and Kain raced to the middle to pick up dodgeballs. Stella was the only one from her team who made an effort to get one.

Kain threw his dodgeball at Stella, but she dove out of the way. As she dove, she threw her ball, and it hit Chloe, who was standing timidly at the back of the court.

"Chloe is out!"

"Easy pickings," Jamey said as she threw her ball at Pola. The polar bear couldn't dodge in time.

"Pola is out!"

Moolissa threw her ball at Cean. He tried to hop out of the way, but the ball hit the squid.

"Cean is out!"

Wilbur picked up a ball. "Do you even have an inkling of an idea of how to play dodgeball?" he asked Cean with a laugh.

Cean rolled his eyes and hopped off the court.

Wilbur and Stella both threw their ball at Kain. He ducked under Wilbur's and caught Stella's.

"Stella is out!"

"Can I dodge the pressure of being the last one on my team?" Wilbur asked.

He was hit in the face with a ball.

"Wilbur is out!" Herobrine announced. "That's a point for the Screaming Zombies! It's now tied at two to two. Whoever wins the next round wins the challenge!"

***

KC

"Okay everyone, we need to win the next round! We don't want to lose anyone!" Ory said cheerfully.

"I wouldn't mind losing someone," Cluck replied, glaring at Jack.

"Ditto," Jack added with an eye-roll.

"I know some of us might not like each other, but we're a team. We have to work together," Wooly spoke up.

"Listen to my little boy, saying grown up things!" Sherry exclaimed. "So cute!"

"So cute," Wilbur echoed with a grin.

Wooly groaned.

"I am not playing another round," Tac whined. "That dodgeball ruined my makeup!"

"Why do cats even need makeup?" Cean whispered to Ech. Ech shrugged.

"If Herobrine puts you in the next round, you have to play," Ory replied to Tac.

"I don't care!" Tac said. "I'm not doing it!"

Stella and Pola didn't say a word.

***

SZ

"Alright guys, we can't lose this challenge," Kain said to his team. "We've already lost two members; we can't afford to lose anymore."

"I'm totally sure you dudes will win," Lloyd replied sincerely.

"Let's do this, y'all!" Haylee yelled.

"Woohoo!" Cocoa exclaimed.

"I love it when you do that," Moolissa swooned over Cocoa.

"Of course, if this fool is on the team, our chances of losing are high," Jamey said, gesturing to Colton.

"He couldn't hit a chicken who wasn't even looking at him!" Jesse added with a laugh.

Colton hung his head. "Sorry..."

"It's alright. We can still win," Kain said.

***

"It's time!" Herobrine announced. "The final found will include: Wooly, Tic Tac, Jack, and Sherry from the Killer Creepers; and Colton, Jamey, Cocoa, and Jesse from the Screaming Zombies. Line up!"

"I refuse!" Tic Tac protested.

"You can't just refuse to do a challenge," Herobrine replied.

"Yes I can. I just did," Tac said.

"I'll go for her," Ory volunteered.

"No!" Herobrine snapped. "Tac is playing, whether she likes it or not."

The tabby cat groaned as she walked onto the arena. Both teams were lined up on their sides.

"You better not mess up this time," Jesse said to Colton. Colton looked away.

"Ready, set, go!" Herobrine announced.

Everyone except for Tic Tac rushed for the dodgeballs in the center. Cocoa changed his mind before he reached them and fell back.

Wooly was the quickest. He grabbed a ball and raced away. Jamey and Jesse each got a ball, and Jack got the last one. Sherry wasn't fast enough to get one.

Jack threw his ball as hard as he could at Cocoa. The cow tried to dive out of the way, but it hit him in the leg.

"Cocoa is out!" Herobrine announced.

Jack smirked as the cow walked off the arena, limping. Moolissa ran up to her boyfriend with concern.

Meanwhile, Jamey and Jesse both threw dodgeballs at Wooly. He dodged one easily, and barely dodged the second. He then threw his ball at Jamey.

The skeleton horse jumped out of the way. She picked up the ball after it bounced.

Wooly had turned around to find another ball. Jamey aimed and threw her ball at him.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

Sherry leapt in front of her son as the ball hurtled towards him. It hit her instead of Wooly.

"Sherry is out!" Herobrine announced.

"Mom?!" Wooly exclaimed. He ran over to her fallen body.

"Son..." Sherry gasped for breath. "Don't forget.....to put on your ointment."

Wooly groaned and walked away. He picked up the ball that had hit Sherry.

Jack picked up two balls. He threw both of his, and Wooly threw his, at Jamey and Jesse.

Jamey managed to dodge all three, but Jesse was not so lucky. He dodged both of Jack's, but Wooly's took him by surprise.

"Jesse is out!" Herobrine announced.

"Nice one, kid," Jack said.

"You're not so bad yourself," Wooly replied.

Jamey picked up a ball and threw it.

It hit Jack in the side.

"Jack is out!" Herobrine announced.

"That was your fault," Jack said to Wooly as he walked away.

Wooly shrugged and picked up a ball. He threw it at Jamey, who was a much bigger threat than Colton.

Jamey dodged it. She ran to pick up that ball. Wooly picked up one on his side.

Now they both had a ball. Wooly charged towards the center, aiming his dodgeball. Jamey did the same.

They both threw them.

Wooly caught Jamey's ball.

Jamey caught Wooly's ball.

"Jamey and Wooly are out!" Herobrine announced. "It's down to Colton and Tic Tac!"

"You better not lose," Jamey warned Colton as she walked off the arena. Colton gulped.

"Beat him, Tic Tac!" Wooly exclaimed as he walked off the arena. Tac made a face.

"You can do it, Tic Tac! You just have to hit him with a ball!" Ory called from the sidelines.

"Come on, Colton..." Kain muttered from the sidelines.

"Why are you two just standing there?" Herobrine asked. "The game didn't stop."

Colton sprung into action. And that action was tripping over his own feet.

Tic Tac groaned as her whole team yelled at her. She walked towards a dodgeball and picked it up.

Colton stood up. He ran towards a dodgeball.

"Throw it!" the Killer Creepers were screaming at Tac.

Tic Tac had a clear shot at Colton. She aimed, and threw the ball.

It fell and bounced on the ground three blocks away from the cat.

"Yep. We lose," Jack said from the sidelines as the rest of the team groaned.

"OMG, that ball was like thirty pounds!" Tac whined, even though it was only a few pounds. "Stop yelling at me!"

Colton finally managed to pick up a dodgeball. He took a deep breath.

If I fail this shot, I will probably be eliminated, he realized.

"I just want Starbucks!" Tac groaned. She plopped down on the sand. "And a phone signal. And wifi would be nice."

Colton threw the dodgeball.

It hit Tic Tac in the face.

The Killer Creepers groaned, the Screaming Zombies cheered, Tic Tac screeched, and Colton exhaled in relief.

Herobrine appeared. "The Screaming Zombies win this challenge! Killer Creepers, it's time to vote someone off! Again. But this time, one of you actually will go home."

~~~

Tic Tac's Confessional (KC)

"OMG, MY MAKEUP! Why is there no mirror in here?!"

~~~

Wooly's Confessional (KC)

"I think it's obvious who everyone is voting off."

~~~

Ory's Confessional (KC)

"Tic Tac and I were friends for the first few episodes of season three. But, she kinda caused our team to lose..."

~~~

Jack's Confessional (KC)

"I was planning on eliminating the squid, but that tabby cat is much more useless than him."

~~~

Cluck's Confessional (KC)

"Does she think she has to wear makeup just because she identifies as a girl? Because girls don't need makeup. Boys can wear makeup if they want. Nonbinaries can wear mak--"

~~~

The eleven Killer Creepers sat on logs at the campfire area. It was night time, and the fire was blazing.

Herobrine appeared, a tray of ten brown mushrooms in hand.

"Now that there are no more hackers on the show, it's time for our first real elimination ceremony," Herobrine said. "If I call your name and toss you a brown mushroom, you are safe."

"Stella."

Herobrine looked up as Stella caught the mushroom. "Good. It didn't disappear."

Stella nodded.

"Wilbur."

"Sherry."

"Ech."

"Ory."

"Jack."

"Wooly."

"Cean."

"Pola."

It was down to Cluck and Tic Tac.

"You guys voted me off because I don't identify as one of the 'normal' genders, didn't you?" Cluck accused everyone. The mobs looked away.

"And the last mushroom goes to..."

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"Cluck!"

Cluck huffed and sat down.

"Tic Tac, you have been eliminated," Herobrine said.

"Yes!" Tac exclaimed.

"Uh, that means you lost," Herobrine replied.

"I know! No amount of emeralds is worth spending weeks on this phone-less island!" Tac replied happily.

Herobrine shook his head and snapped his fingers. He and Tic Tac disappeared.

***

Tac reappeared in the catapult. Herobrine appeared next to it.

"Any last words, Tac?" Herobrine asked.

"Time to finally leave this stupid island in the middle of nowhere!" Tac exclaimed.

"Yeah. Now have fun on a different island in the middle of nowhere," Herobrine replied. He pulled the lever.

"Wait wha--" Tic Tac didn't get to finish her sentence as she was flung into the night.

***

SZ

"Good job today, guys," Kain said as he entered the guys' side of the cabin.

"Thanks dude," Lloyd replied.

"Not you. You didn't do anything," Kain pointed out as he hopped onto his bed.

"Harsh." Lloyd grinned.

"The rest of you did good, though," Kain said.

"Especially Colton. You won for us! Woohoo!" Cocoa exclaimed.

Colton blushed. "It wasn't that hard."

"Really? Because you tripped like eight times," Jesse replied.

"Leave him alone. If it wasn't for him, one of us would be gone," Kain said.

"Yeah. Him," Jesse pointed out.

"Brooooooooooo," Lloyd elongated his vowel. "You just called him out."

Jesse shrugged.

***

SZ

"Rootin' tootin' job out there today, y'all!" Haylee exclaimed as she walked into the girls' side of the cabin.

"Not like any of you helped," Jamey muttered.

"Hey, I helped a little," Moolissa replied.

"Plus, we won!" Haylee added.

Jamey rolled her eyes.

Chloe was already lying in her bed, but her eyes were wide open.

***

KC

"I wonder how many of us voted for Tic Tac," Wooly said aloud as he walked into the guys' side of the cabin.

"I did," Cean said.

"Same," Wilbur added.

"Ditto," Jack chimed in.

"So did I," Wooly replied.

Ech didn't say anything, but nobody looked at him to see what he would have said anyway.

"Well. If us guys keep voting unanimously, maybe we can get somewhere as a team," Wooly said as he climbed into bed. "Maybe w--"

"Woolington? Did you say your good night prayers?" a voice called from outside.

Wooly groaned. "Yes, mom!"

"Okay! Sweet dreams, honey!" Sherry called.

Wooly didn't reply. He just shoved his face into his pillow as Jack, Wilbur, and Cean laughed.

~~~

Ech's Confessional (KC)

"I didn't vote for Tic Tac. I voted for Cluck. So it wasn't unanimous for us guys."

~~~

"He didn't even say good night to me," Sherry said as she walked into the girls' side of the cabin. "What if he doesn't love me?!"

"Who are we talking about here?" Ory asked.

"My baby Woolington," Sherry answered. "Who else?"

"I dunno," Ory replied. "But I'm sure he loves you. Everyone loves their mother."

"He doesn't act like he does!" Sherry wailed.

"Help me out here, Stella," Ory whispered.

Stella shrugged. "He loves you deep down. He just doesn't want to show it because he doesn't want to be seen as lame."

"Or he hates you because you're forcing him to identify as a male!" Cluck yelled.

The girls rolled their eyes. Pola didn't say a word.

***

"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Sherry stop embarrassing her son? Will Colton figure out how to stop being clumsy? And will Jamey and Jesse ever get to say their chant? Find out next time, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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no longer pre-written chapters because I am a failure at life

also you probably all hate me for eliminating Porky and Mooshie last episode. They made it far last season though so don't complain

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to vote, comment, and follow!

~Radishologist