Dawnberry: *says in a British accent* Hello, Internet!

Bluefeather: *also in a British accent and raises his paw* Hi, guys!

Dawnberry: *talks normal* If you get those references, you are awesome.

Bluefeather: *also talks normally* Epic awesome.

Dawnberry: So, we only have one dare today... though, in my opinion, it's pretty funny.

Bluefeather: First, come on out, you scalawag!

Crookedstar: UGHHHHHH I HATE YOU ALL. *drags himself away*

Dawnberry: He looks so pathetic for a StarClan cat. >:3 Anyway, our only dare came from Scarfireloveswaffles, and she dared Lionblaze to shave his fur off, and at the Gathering, scream "I'M A NUDIST!!!" over and over again.

Bluefeather: *laughs*

*thrown in*

Lionblaze: *opens eyes* Wh-wha... Cinderheart?

Dawnberry: *holds up a razor* It's your dream come true, Lionblaze! You're going to be a nudist now! *starts shaving him*

Lionblaze: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I WANTED TO BE A STRIPPER, NOT A NUDIS!!!!!!

Bluefeather: I bet Cinderheart would like that. *winks*

Dawnberry: Don't do that ever again, I swear to StarClan, Jesus...

Bluefeather: D: Fine.

*At the Gathering*

Bramblestar: 99 bottles of beer hanging on the wall, 99 bottles of crack, one beer bottle fell down the wall and now there's 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

Squirrelflight: Um, guys, Brtamblestar's drunk and on crack, and so call me Squirrelstar tonight!

Tigerheart: I always knew Bramblestar would be drunk and on crack someday.

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSER!

Me: Uh, yeah... don't get drunk and don't do crack, kids! ^3^

THE WORD HAS BEEN SAID BY OUR SPONSER.

Lionblaze: *runs around, screaming* I'M A NUDIST!!!!!! I'M A NUDIST!!!!!!

Onestar: As if this Gathering hasn't been rubbish enough! WindClan, let's take our leave!

Bramblestar: *says drunkenly* You go, girl!

Cinderheart: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A STRIPPER, LIONBLAZE!!!!

Lionblaze: ME TOO.

Dawnberry: *laughs* That was hilarious... and I think this is the crudest episode of Truth or Dare, with beer and crack and strippers and nudists...

Bluefeather: Basically the summary of this episode. I would give it a 10/10.

Dawnberry: For the strippers?

Bluefeather: Maybe.

Bluefeather: OKAY, WELL, that ends this episode! If you guys have a truth or dare, leave it in the comments down below, we'll do it for your entertainment, and... yeah.

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!