Dawnberry: Oh, hello there. My name's Dawnberry, and we're back with another Truth or Dare episode.

Bluefeather: She's acting all chill for a reason. Can you guess what it is? *nervously laughs*

Dawnberry: DX ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT! WE'RE SUUUUUUPER SORRY FOR NOT POSTING A CHAPTER IN, LIKE... Bluefeather, how long was it?

Bluefeather: *puts on nerd glasses and says in a weird voice* According to my calculations, it was exactly three weeks.

Dawnberry: Yeah, sorry guys. But we'll make it up for you today, and no one can refuse the dares or truths they're given! How's THAT? I know, we're awesome.

Bluefeather: The first dare came from MoleCherry, and she dared Tigerheart to sing Gotta Be You by One Direction to Ivypool.

Dawnberry: Bring them in, the new ship of the year... Ivyheart or Tigerpool, whatever floats your Twoleg thingimabobbers.

*thrown in*

Ivypool: ACK! *sees Tigerheart* Oh, well it isn't Little Miss Perfect's mate.

Tigerheart: Shut it. You have no proof.

Ivypool: *holds up the whole Warriors: Omen of the Stars book series*

Tigerheart: ...

Dawnberry: Stop chattering like starlings! Tigerheart, you have to sing Gotta Be You to lovely Ivypool.

Tigerheart: Wh-what? *reddens* Do I have to?

Bluefeather: Absolutely! It's No-Refusing-Dares Day, where you can't refuse any dares!

Tigerheart: UGH, FINE! *clears throat* ...Girl I see it in your eyes you're disappointed

'Cause I'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart, I tore it apart, and girl what a mess I made upon your innocence.

And no woman in the world deserves this, but here I am asking you for one more chance

Can we fall, one more time? Stop the tape and rewind

Oh and if you walk away I know I'll fade, 'cause there is nobody else

It's gotta be you

Only you

It's gotta be you

Only you

Now girl I hear it in your voice and how it trembles, when you speak to me I don't resemble, who I was

You've almost had enough and your actions speak louder than words, and you're about to break from all you've heard

Don't be scared, I ain't going nowhere--

Ivypool: *slaps him* Never talk to me again.

Tigerheart: *runs after her* WAIT! WE CAN NEGOTIATE WITH THIS!!!!

Dawnberry: Meh, they were free to go anyway. Also, MoleCherry dared Bumblestripe to lick EVERY DEN in the Clan. Every single one.

*thrown in*

Bumblestripe: *stands up and flashes a Peace sign* Yo, Bumblestripe here. Bumblestripe the Awesome.

Bluefeather: You aren't a gang leader, bro, so stop tryin'.

Dawnberry: You are dared to lick every den in the Clan.

Bumblestripe: Even Brambley bro's?

Dawnberry: Even Bramblestar's.

Bumblestripe: All right, all right, all right! Take me to the scene, brah!

*teleports*

Bumblestripe: *licks the nursery*

Dovewing: Bumblestripe, what are you doing?

Bumblestripe: Nothing. Just checking for... health issues. *licks the apprentice den*

Dovewing: *watches him* On the dens?

Bumblestripe: You don't understand Jayfeather, Dovewing.

Dovewing: You don't either!

Bumblestripe: ...DDD; MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!! *licks the warrior's den and Bramblestar's and runs away, crying*

Dawnberry and Bluefeather: ...Awkwaaaaard.

Bluefeather: Anyway, ErenWolfJaeger dares us, me and Dawnberry, to try to bring Turtle Tail back to life.

Dawnberry: You know what we have to do!

Both: A SÉANCE!!!!!

Bluefeather: *sits at a table with a purple cloth draped around it with Patrick Star from SpongeBob lays on top of it, with a Krabby Patty balanced on top of him with two candles on the table*

Dawnberry: *brings out the Resurrection Stone from Harry Potter*

Bluefeather: *brings out a séance book*

Dawnberry: Whoever brings Turtle Tail back is the best host ever!!!

Bluefeather: Agreed. *opens the book*   As consort to the spirit world, I know commence this séance! I shall invoke the specter of Turtle Tail by reading from The Sacred Text. "Distilled vinegar, water, number one mustard seed, salt, tumeric, paprika, natural flavors".

Dawnberry: Resurrection Stone, bring back Turtle Tail!

*thunder flashes and Turtle Tail's spirit appears before Dawnberry*

Dawnberry: Who has summoned thou, Turtle Tail?

Turtle Tail: Thee who has thou Resurrection Stone.

Dawnberry: YEESSS!!! *throws stone at Bluefeather* Take THAT! I'M THE BEST HOST EVER!!!!!!

Bluefeather: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? I QUOTED SPONGEBOB AND READ FROM THE SACRED TEXT!!

Patrick: Can we eat furniture now?

Bluefeather: Servant, get this pesky starfish out of our way! He was probably the problem, anyway.

Fallen Leaves: *tosses Patrick back in the sea*

Dawnberry: Okay, Turtle Tail, you can do whatever you want now. *smirks at Bluefeather* How does it feel to lose?

Bluefeather: Technically you didn't bring her back to life. She's still a spirit, but she just walks around on the planet.

Dawnberry: Well, your séance did nothing, which makes me winner!

Bluefeather: *sighs and shakes his head*

Dawnberry: Anyway, ErenWolfJaeger dared Jayfeather to go around the Clan, yelling "LIONBLAZE IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: *looks at the wall* Yes, this is my dream come true!

Bluefeather: *taps from behind him* We're right here, bro.

Jayfeather: Whatever, nerd.

Dawnberry: *says in a deep voice* You know what to do, Snake?

Jayfeather: Yes.

Dawnberry: Then go immediately!

*teleports*

Jayfeather: LIONBLAZE IS GAY! LIONBLAZE IS GAY!!!!

Dovewing: Then Cinderheart's a tom? Or Lionblaze is a she-cat?

Jayfeather: *runs around* LIONBLAZE IS GAY!!!!!!!! *runs into a wall* LIONBLAZE IS GAY!!!

Cinderheart: I THOUGHT I knew you were making out with Tigerheart last night...

Dovewing: *stares at Lionblaze* WHAT?

Lionblaze: ......... I love you, Cinderheart?

Cinderheart: That's okay. I think gay toms are dreamy! :333 *makes out with Lionblaze*

Dawnberry: ...That was disturbing.

Bluefeather: Anyway, guys, that's the end of this chapter! If you have a truth or dare, leave it down below, and we'll see you next week!

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!