Bluefeather: How's it going bros?

Dawnberry: Welcome to Gang Wars!

Bluefeather: Best game eve-

Servant: Um, masters, neither one of you are Pewds or Marzia...

Dawnberry: Really? Aww. 3: Well, welcome to the Truth or Dare show!

Bluefeather: Comment if you're a bro! *brofist*

Dawnberry: *evil grin* We got a little dare from kittykitty78...

Bluefeather: GET SCOURGE!!!!

Dawnberry: WAIT!!! Let's do the Scourge Call! LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEER!

Bluefeather: COME ON, LOSER! STOP HIDING FROM US!

*thrown in*

Scourge: Who DARE says I'm a loser?

Dawnberry: Us!

Bluefeather: Anyway...*whispers dare*

Scourge: WHAT? NO!!!

Dawnberry: You're dead, and you're not a cat of the Dark Forest OR StarClan, so...no choice!

Dog: *whines in disappointment*

Bluefeather: Oh, come on! There'll be plenty chances of mauling someone next time! *teleports to the ocean*

Dawnberry: Ashfur will be here soon, he, uh, had to take the bus!

Bluefeaher: But in the meantime, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

Scourge: I don't do FUN.

Dawnberry: Here he is!

Ashfur: What's up, hommies?

Scourge: Ugh, I still can't believe I'm doing this! So, uh, Ashfur, Squirrelflight is my half-niece.

Ashfur: So? *lifts his shades*

Scourge: So, as her half-niece, I will not allow you to be mates with her. I mean, Ashfur X Squirrelflight is a pretty dumb couple!

Bluefeather: *gasp* He insulted...THE FANDOM.

Dawnberry: FANDOM INSULATOR! *throws tomatoes at him*

Ashfur: Chill the fire, chill the fire! I mean, almost everyone didn't want me to love Squirrelflight, and I'm DEAD, bros!

Bluefeather: OK, Scourge!

Scourge: Fine! *teleports to Highledge*

Scourge: *sigh* ...I really like...I really like Sandstorm.

Everyone: *gasp*

Firestar: *appears* You want to fight AGAIN, son?

*Battle blah blah blah blood blah*

*teleports back at the studio*

Dawnberry: Nothing more like a warm heart to a hilarious dare!

Bluefeather: Comment down below your truths or dares!

And...

Both: BYYYYYYYEE!