Dawnberry: HEY PRETTY KITTIES! THIS IS DAWNBERRY FROM THE TRUTH AND DARE SHOW!

Bluefeather: AND BLUEFEATHER! :D

Dawnberry: Let's be realistic, nobody cares about you!

Bluefeather: D:

Dawnberry: So... school, huh?

Bluefeather: What? Cats don't GO to school!

Dawnberry: Yeah! We rock, and we're UN-ED-U-CATED, BOY!

Bluefeather: Don't ever do that again... please...

Dawnberry: Anyway, the amazing paddy97coolpink requested a lot of dares! *shuffles cards*

Bluefeather: SERVANT! *claps* BRING US MOONFLOWER, RAINFLOWER, OAKHEART, HEATHERTAIL, BREEZEPELT, LIONBLAZE, AND PURDY, PLEASE!

Servant: AH! He said PLEASE! PROMOTIOOOON!

*thrown in*

Moonflower: Oh, fox-dung...

Rainflower: Oh, hey, son.

Oakheart: Hi, Mom.

Lionblaze: Can somebody PLEASE explain why SHE is here? *points at Heathertail*

Heathertail: Dungblaze.

Lionblaze: Heathermouse-brain.

Purdy: *pops up in between them* PURDY! :D

Dawnberry: Okay, first dare! Rainflower, you are dared to shun Oakheart out, like you did with Crookedstar.

Rainflower: I still don't know how that disappointment got to be leader... Anyway, this will be easy!

Oakheart: MOM!

Rainflower: Did somebody feel a cold breeze? I felt a cold breeze!

Bluefeather: Hey, Rainflower! Who's that cat behind you?

Rainflower: What cat?a

Oakheart: DON'T RUB IT IN!

Bluefeather: Moonflower, you're dared to kill your kits.

Moonflower: What? They're already in StarClan!

Dawnberry: Kill them again!

Moonflower: No!

Bluefeather: Mr. Dog really has an appetite...

Moonflower: I CAN FLY, FOOLS! BRING IT ON!

Dawnberry: *locks her in the cage* So can he!

Moonflower: Wait...what?!?!

Dawnberry: Hehe, nothing! Anyway, Heathertail, you are dared to say you hate Lionblaze AND Breezepelt!

Heathertail: With pleasure! *unsheathes claws*

Bluefeather: WITH WORDS, NOT WITH TEETH AND CLAWS!

Heathertail: Ugh, fine! I hate you, Lionblaze, and I also hate YOU, Breezepelt!

Bluefeather: *sticks the Forever Alone meme on Breezepelt's face*

Bluefeather: Purdy, you are the final dare! You are dared to eat chocolate! *puts unnamed brown stuff in front of Purdy*

Purdy: YES! MY LIFELONG DREAM! *eats it*

Dawnberry: *whispers* She actually dared hin to eat fox dung, so it's not actually chocolate!

Purdy: EWWW! *spits it out while everybody laughs* IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Dawnberry: Well, people, that was the Truth or Dare show!

Bluefeather: Bluefeather and Dawnberry signing out!