Dawnberry: Hello, everyone that pays attention to our nonsense!

Bluefeather: We actually have a five day week this week of school... dang.

Dawnberry: Don't look so glum! We are here to cheer you up with the humiliation of others! >:3

Bluefeather: I know. I love my job! Getting paid to make the misery of others!

Dawnberry: Anyway, we have a dare from MoleCherry!

Bluefeather: She dares Ivypool to kill Tigerheart while training in the Dark Forest and present Bumblestripe to her sister!

Dawnberry: WE NEED IVYPOOL!

*thrown in*

Ivypool: *deeply groans* WHY DO YOU CATS EXIST???

Bluefeather: Because we're awesome. The world can't live without us.

Dawnberry: Technically, it's true. Think about it.

Bluefeather: Anyway, you are dared to kill Tigerheart and present Bumblestripe to Dovewing!

Ivypool: YES! I've been waiting for this moment with a loyal reason!

Dawnberry: ...Okay...?

*teleports*

Ivypool: Hey, Tigerheart, see my claws?

Tigerheart: Yeah, what about them?

Ivypool: THIS. *kills him* MWAHAHAHAA! THAT'S FOR MOONING OVER MY SISTER, SHADOWCLAN NERD!

Tigerheart: NUUU! *dies*

Ivypool: *goes to ThunderClan* Hey, Bumblestripe, have you heard?

Bumblestripe: Heard what?

Ivypool:Tigerheart is dead! Killed by someoe or whatever, who cares? Dovewing is yours!

Bumblestripe: Really? HECK YES!

Ivypool: Hey, Dovewing!

Dovewing: WHAT?

Ivypool: Have you heard the news? Tigerheart is dead! Now be mates with Bumblestripe!

Dovewing: I'd rather die alone, thanks.

Bumblestripe: WFJGGHUGGH I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO IMPRESS YOU YOU FOX-HEART QWETYUIOPOKJHGFSADFGHJ BUT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH AM I? HUH?!?!

Dovewing: ...No... especially not now...

Ivypool: Come on, Dove! This is time for you to find the love of your life! RIGHT HERE!

Daisy: SHE-CATS... So crazy, right, Spiderleg?

Spiderleg: Um... what?

Dawnberry: Oooh! Bumblestripe got shut DOWN!

Bluefeather: But it was cruel!

Dawnberry: Meh.

Bluefeather: There was also a truth from MoleCherry... to Dustpelt!

Dawnberry: Has he ever been here before?

Bluefeather: *shrugs* Just bring him in!

*thrown in*

Dustpelt: MY LIFE IS AS MISERABLE AS IT IS.

Dawnberry: This is important! Someone wanted to know why you had a million kits!

Dustpelt: First of all, it was a million and TEN, and second of all... I don't know. Ferncloud and I were just that awesome.

Bluefeather: Okay...?

Dawnberry: NOW BEGONE!

Bluefeather: Okay, now XxStormwingxX dared Jayfeather to sing Party Rock at a Gathering, and say Leafpool loves Bramblestar!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: Why am I here? The Gathering's about to start!

Dawnberry: Exactly! You have been dared to sing Party Rock and say Leafpool loves Bramblestar!

Jayfeather: Okay, I guess.

*teleports*

Jayfeather: *leaps up on the Great Oak* PARTY ROCK, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME! EVERYBODY'S HAVING A GOOD TIME....!

Lionblaze: JAY, BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Jayfeather: *finishes the song* Now I'd like to say something... LEAFPOOL LOVES BRAMBLESTAR! *runs away*

Leafpool and Bramblestar: EDWESAQQDFGBZXNMMLPO! *runs after him*

Dawnberry: Haha, okay, everyone, that's the end of this fabulous episode!

Bluefeather: Leave a truth or dare you have down below, and--

Both: BYYYYYYYEEE!!!!!!!