Dawnberry: Hello, pretty kitties! Me, the fabulous host, is back!

Bluefeather: Oh, PLEASE! I think we ALL know who the REAL fabulous host is!

Dawnberry: First, we have the same dare from Gray_Wing_ and pinkiepierocks to let someone else take my brother's place as host for three weeks...

Bluefeather: You can't let them do that! I'm the other soul of this place!

Dawnberry: I must say, we can't allow stuff like this. I apologize.

Bluefeather: *sighs in relief*

Dawnberry: HOWEVER!

Bluefeather: *nervously* H-however...?

Dawnberry: He could have a date with the badger for three weeks! >:3

Bluefeather: Eh. I suffered worse.

Dawnberry: No, you haven't!

Bluefeather: True. WHATEVER, I'M GONNA HAVE FUN HOSTING WITH MR. BADGER!

Dawnberry: Okay, mad tom. *locks him in*

BadgerL: You look tasty...

Bluefeather: Dear God, don't eat me.

Dawnberry: We have another dare from pinkiepierocks!

Bluefeather: HER DARE IS TO HAVE JAYFEATHER SAY HE LOVES BRIARLIGHT IN FRONT OF BRIARLIGHT AND CINDERHEART, AND LOCK THE TWO SHE-CATS IN A ROOM!

Dawnberry: Mwahahaha! *rubs paws together*

*throws in*

Jayfeather: AH! Where am I? I can't see anything!

Briarlight: Because you're BLIND, dummy!

Cinderheart: *huffs*

Dawnberry: *whispers dare in Jayfeather's ear*

Jayfeather: WHAT? Can't I go to the badger?

Dawnberry: See, you can't! Bluefeather's currently occupying it! And no one can refuse our truths or dares for three weeks! >:333

Jayfeather: *sighs* Fine... Briarlight, I love you.

Briarlight: W-what? *begins to tear up* J-Jay, I love you too!

Dawnberry: *without anyone noticing, she locks the two she-cats in a room*

Cinderheart: HECK NAW, GIRL, JAYFEATHER'S MINE!

Briarlight: EXCUSE ME, GIRL, but you have LIONBLAZE! I have no one!

Cinderheart: Ridiculous! QWRTGHJKLOLJHBGC!!!!

Briarlight: QWEXCVGTYHNMKOP!!!!

*attacks each other*

Jayfeather: Jesus, it sounds horrible...

Dawnberry: Oh, it is! >:D

Jayfeather: Bye, now...

Dawnberry: Bye!

Bluefeather: OKAY, THIS ENDS THE TRUTH OR DARE SHOW FOR TODAY!

Dawnberry: Please, post your truths and dares down below! And--

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!