Bluefeather: QWEDGHYG!!! *scratches another claw mark on the wall, indicating that he has been trapped for two weeks*

Dawnberry: Hello once again audience!

Bluefeather: COPYRIGHT!!!! YOU STOLE THAT INTRO FROM TOBUSCUS!!!

Dawnberry: *grins* Silly brother! No cop is gonna get me! In case you haven't noticed, we're CATS. NOT Twolegs!

Bluefeather: They'll still call Animal Control on us...

Dawnberry: Anyway, we return with a truth from pinkipierocks! Her dare goes to Heathertail! BRING HER IN!

*thrown in*

Heathertail: *raises nose* Hmph! You ungraceful little fox-hearts! I just got finished grooming my fur!

Dawnberry: Yeah, no one cares. Anyway, a fan of ours asked you, If you had to jump off a cliff to save Lionblaze or Breezepelt, who would you save?

Heathertail: Yes, I would save Breezepelt.

Dawnberry: *grins and pushes her off the cliff* THIS IS YOUR DESTINY, HEATHERTAIL!!! DON'T DENY IT!

Heathertail: *falls and sees Lionblaze falling ahead of her and thought he was Breezepelt* I'LL SAVE YOU, MY SWEET!

Lionblaze: *looks back* What?!

Heathertail: *catches Lionblaze and they splash in the water*

Lionblaze: ...Heathertail?

Heathertail: ...Lionblaze?

Both: *stare at each other weirdly*

Dawnberry: Haha, okay, then! pinkipierocks has a dare for Firestar!

*thrown in*

Firestar: Where's your brother, Dawnberry?

Dawnberry: Over there. *points*

Firestar: Why is he in a cage?

Dawnbery: Reasons. Anyway, that's not the point! Somebody named pinkipierocks dares you to steal all of ThunderClan's catmint, and wait until the last second to exclaim, "I found it!" and eat it all. Okay? *teleports him to ThunderClan*

ONE TELEPORTATION LATER

Firestar: *sighs* I don't wanna do this... *steals all of the catmint without Jayfeather noticing*

Jayfeather: *a few seconds later, comes out of his den* WHERE IS MY CATMINT?!?!?! I swore I had some left... I wanna make sure Sandstorm's whitecough is cured...

Sandstorm: Don't worry about me, young 'un.

*Everyone searches for ten minutes for the catmint*

Firestar: *jumps out of hiding* I found it!

Jayfeather: Great! Thanks, Firestar!

Firestar: *eats it all*

Jayfeather: ... D:

Firestar: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?? QWXDEGFRFGUUKLOLIUJHGBTBGV!!! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Sandstorm: Yep... that's Firestar for you.

Dawnberry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Alright, now we have the final dare for pinkipierocks! She has a dare for Dovewing!

*thrown in*

Dovewing: OUCH! Hallo! :3

Dawnberry: pinkipierocks dares you to drink an extra life drink, and let yourself get killed by a hawk!

Dovewing: That isn't too bad! It's like I'll never drunk that drink.

Dawnberry: *hands her some Red Bull, which by the way gives cats an extra life... #research*

Dovewing: Okay... *drinks it*

Dovewing: OKAY! LET'S GET KILLED BY THAT HAWK! *zooms off*

Dawnberry: There she goes... doesn't even know getting killed by a hawk is really painful.

Dovewing: OI! OI, HAWK! COME AND GET ME!

Hawk: Maybe I will! *swoops down and shreds her*

Dovewing: THIS IS REALLY PAINFUL!!!!! AAAAH! *dies and goes to StarClan then returns*

Dawnberry: You lost some tufts of fur...

Dovewing: I DON'T CARE. *stalks off*

Dawnberry: Anywhoozies, we have a dare from PowerPuffWarriorCat! She dares Jayfeather to be mates with Spottedleaf and Spottedleaf has to tell Firestar! ...Only at a Gathering, of course.

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: What? Why is Spottedleaf here?

Spottedleaf: Seriously, that's the first question you're gonna ask?

Dawnberry: You, Jayfeather, have to be mates with Spottedleaf and Spottedleaf has to tell Firestar at a Gathering!

Spottedleaf: Actually, against after The Last Hope logic, I'm not supposed to be here!

Dawnberry: We have to go backwards for our dear little PowerPuff.

Jayfeather: Can't we skip out?

Dawnberry: NOPE! Bluefeather's taking up the room!

Jayfeather: *sigh* Fine...

Spottedleaf: I guess we're mates now?

Jayfeather: I guess so...

Spottedleaf: Come on, let's go tell Firestar... a Gathering is hapening now.

Jayfeather: What? LET'S? YOU'RE supposed to tell him, not me!

Spottedleaf: SUCH a great mate! Come ON!

*teleports*

Firestar: OHMYSTARCLAN SPOTTEDLEAF!!!! *shrieks like a little girl*

Spottedleaf: Firestar... I'm mates with Jayfeather.

Firestar: W-what?

Spottedleaf: Yep.

Firestar: But... that's against the medicine cat code!

Jayfeather: Don't worry, I already got the divorce papers.

Dawnberry: ROCK ON, CRAZY BRO!

Bluefeather: Next dare is from--

Dawnberry: SILENCE! Next dare is from PowerPuffWarriorCat, and she dares Leafpool and Bramblestar to be mates and tell Squirrelflight, but then Squirrelflight says she's in love with Graystripe! MWAHAHAHA!

*thrown in*

Bramblestar: IT WAS MY TURN TO SPEAK!!!

Leafpool: I was making out with Crowfeather behind Nightcloud's back!

Dawnberry: You two have to be mates and tell Squirrelflight at the Gathering!

Leafpool: Skip?

Dawnberry: Can't! *teleports them*

Leafpool: Squirrelflight...

Squirrelflight: Yes?

Bramblestar: I'm mates with Leafpool.

Squirrelflight: B-but... I-I... our--

Dawnberry: *whispers in her ear* Guess what? Dare! You have to say that you're in love with Graystripe!

Squirrelflight: *sigh* ...No matter, I was in love with Graystripe!

Millie: OH, NO YOU DON'T! *throws everything at her*

Dawnberry: Okay, she also asks Crowfeather: Who would he choose to be his mate and why?

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Hey, Crowy! Listen, if you had the power to make anyone your mate, who would she be and why?

Crowfeather: I would choose to be mates with Feathertail, my true love. Also, my first love!

Dawnberry: Okay, shoo, you little RiverClan cat traitor! *shoos him away*

Dawnberry: Final dare is from Satoshi_Mochida, and he dares Gray Wing to encourage Thunder to be mates with Star Flower!

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: Sup, Gray? *whispers the dare in his ear*

Gray Wing: Okay, sure. Thunder, I think you should be mates with Star Flower.

Thunder: NO.

Gray Wing: Why not? She's pretty, and nice, and, um...

Thunder: NO.

Gray Wing: *turns to Dawnberry* I've done all I can do.

Dawnberry: I guess that ends it! Guys, please leave your truths and dares down below, and--

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYEEE!