Bluefeather: WHOOHOO! I'M FREE NEXT WEEK! THIS IS MY FINAL WEEK OF CAPTURE! YAHOO!

Dawnberry: Aww, I was getting used to your big mouth being shut...

Bluefeather: *glares at her*

Dawnberry: Anyway, hello, sexy gentlemen... and ladies, I suppose. Welcome to another episode of Truth or Dare... Warriors style!

Bluefeather: *snickers* She's desperate for a mate.

Dawnberry: NO I'M NOT!!! SHUT YOUR FACE! ANYWAY, before I was so RUDELY interrupted, we have a dare from Rosehrulez. She dares Hollyleaf to eat cheese! But--we're not gonna tell her this--it's actually CATMINT CHEESE.

Bluefeather: *snorts* Who knew that was a thing?

Dawnberry: Shut your mouth or I'm gonna ductape it shut! So, bring her in!

*thrown in*

Hollyleaf: Is this the Dark Forest?

Dawnberry: Nope! It's even worse! Rosehrulez dares you to eat cheese. *hands her the catmint cheese*

Hollyleaf: ...Is that it?

Dawnberry: Yep!

Hollyleaf: All right, then... *eats cheese*

Everybody: *waits*

Hollyleaf: WHEEEE! *poops out rainbows and flies everywhere* COLOOOORS EVERYWHERE!!!

Dawnberry: YES! BE FREE, DRUGGED HOLLYLEAF! BE FREE!!!

Hollyleaf: HAHAHAHA I'M BREAKING THE WARRIOR CODE BUT NOBODY CARES BECAUSE I'M IN STARCLAN, MOUSE-BRAINS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *flies out window*

Dawnberry: Now we know what to expect when Hollyleaf is high!

Bluefeather: Ha-ha...

Dawnberry: Indeed! Now, second dare is from PowerPuffWarriorCat! She dares Hawk Swoop to be mates with Tom and then tell Gray Wing and Turtle Tail!

*thrown in*

Hawk Swoop: Hi. Who're you? My name is Hawk Swoop, and this is... TOM, WHY IS HE HERE???

Dawnberry: Nice to meet you. My name's Dawnberry, and over there is my idiotic brother, Bluefeather. To answer your question, we run the Truth or Dare show. Why is Tom here? You'll find out soon enough!

Hawk Swoop: Why is Bluefeather in a cage?

Dawnberry: Reasons. Now, somebody I will call PPWC dares you to be mates with Tom and tell Gray Wing and Turtle Tail! Now, on a regular basis, you, Hawk Swoop, could refuse and try to survive a week with our badger--

Hawk Swoop: HOW DID YOU OBTAIN A BADGER???

Dawnberry: --but, until next week, Bluefeather is the reason why you can't refuse!

Hawk Swoop: I hate everybody. Okay, we're mates now! *disappears*

Gray Wing: *talking to Turtle Tail* So I was like, no, I won't be leader--

Hawk Swoop: Gray Wing? Turtle Tail?

Turtle Tail: Yes, Hawk Swoop?

Hawk Swoop: I-I'm mates with Tom now... eheheh...

Gray Wing and Turtle Tail: HSGHDJVFIORUJDUDSEJYF!!!

Dawnberry: Such a wonderful sight... hatred and anger. >:3

Bluefeather: We're evil.

Dawnberry: Who cares? I like getting paid to see the suffering of others!!!

Bluefeather: That earns you a straightaway ticket to the Dark Forest...

Dawnberry: Meh. Anywhoozies, PowerPuffWarriorCat dares Leafstar to tell Billystorm she hates him and then be mates with Scourge, then cheat on him with Graystripe, then see Billystorm's, Millie's, and Silverstream's reactions!

*thrown in*

Leafstar: W-where am I?

Dawnberry: Ain't gonna explain! PPWC dared you to... *whispers the dare in her ear*

Leafstar: No way am I gonna do that!

Dawnberry: You have to. Bye! *teleports her to Billystorm*

Billystorm: AHH! Leafstar, you nearly frightened me out of my fur!

Leafstar: B-Billystorm... I h-hate you.

Billystorm: ................... WHAAAAAA! *runs away, crying*

Scourge: KILL HER! SHE'S TOO CLOSE TO ME!

Leafstar: Bro, I'm fifty yards away

Scourge: YOU'RE STILL TOO CLOSE FOR MY LIKING.

Leafstar: Deal with it! We have to be mates! *shows him the contract*

Scourge: Fine!

*three days later*

Leafstar: G-Graystripe, I'm sorry, but I have to do this! *kisses him*

Bilystorm, Millie, and Silverstream: QWSDODPOFEIDFFHCXFOVDFDRRDXCNN!!!!!!! *tackles them*

Dawnberry: I'm nearly crying... Jesus... Anyway, guys, that wraps it up! Hope you have a good winter break, and--

Both: BBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!