Bluefeather: *breaks out of his cage* I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! *kisses the ground* I can finally act as a host again!

Dawnberry: Yes, such a misery!

Bluefeather: I'm saying the first dare!

Dawnberry: *growls* NO, ME!

Bluefeather: YOLO, I'M DOING IT! paddy97coolpink dared Yellowfang to build a snowman with her family without any of them killing each other!

Dawnberry: They're all dead!

Bluefeather: Way to cheer up the mood.

Dawnberry: Bring Yellowfang, her mate, his father, her kits, mother, father, and siblings, and Scorchwind, apparently.

*thrown in*

Hal: HE AIN'T MY SON, SO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT!!!

Brightflower: Hello, Yellowfang, sweetie! My traitor daughter!

Nutwhisker: Why are we here?

Rowanberry: HEY, MY SISTER ISN'T A TRAITOR! She ended up in StarClan, didn't she? Every cat makes mistakes!

Brackenfoot: Yes, honey, our daughter speaks sense.

Yellowfang: *glares at the siblings* Why am I and my cursed family here?

Dawnberry: You all have to build a snowman together without killing each other!

Bluefeather: Go! Shoo! There's snow outside!

*Yellowfang's family grumbles as they go out*

Brokenstar: Okay, we start with BLOOD. Everybody, get some blood out!

Mintkit: We're all dead, genius. We don't have any more blood.

Marigoldkit: Yep.

Brokenstar: *snarls* Listen, kits, if we were all alive, I would kill you without hesitation!

Scorchwind: Brokenstar, calm down!

*an hour goes by, and Yellowfang's family's fur is all weird, but they still managed to make a snowman*

Dawnberry: Alright, GET OUT!

Bluefeather: It took a while, but they surprisingly did it...

Dawnberry: paddy97coolpink also dares Whitewing to twerk at a Gathering!

*thrown in*

Whitewing: I was watching this with my daughters.

Dawnberry: And?

Whitewing: And it was always my dream to twerk at a Gathering!!!

Bluefeather: Okay, bye now...

*teleports her to Gathering*

Bramblestar: Right, well ThunderClan is pretty much thriving--

Whitewing: *climbs on the Great Oak* YOU BET IT IS! *twerks*

Rowanstar: CONTROL YOUR WARRIORS, BRAMBLESTAR!

Squirrelflight: YES, BRAMBLESTAR, MAKE HER STOP!!

Birchfall: I love her.

Bluefeather: That was really disturbing.

Dawnberry: Yes, Whitewing, you twerk like Miley Cyrus. NEXT!

Bluefeather: Next, paddy97coolpink dares Jayfeather to find a cat in ShadowClan who actually likes him!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: Your pelts smell of evil so I know where I am.

Dawnberry: Good job, Blindfeather! You are dared to find a cat in ShadowClan who likes you.

Jayfeather: More of a challenge than a punishment... *teleports*

Jayfeather: Does anybody like me?

ShadowClan: NO!!!

Crowfrost: GET OUT!

Bluefeather: He was right. Nobody likes him in ShadowClan.

Dawnberry: Nobody likes Jayfeather. Not anybody in the four Clans. Well, all except Briarlight. She loooves him!

Dawnberry: Then Paddy dared us to do the tango!

Bluefeather: TANGOOOOO! I'm glad we're siblings, or this would be kind of awkward...

Dawnberry: Yeah, but we are siblings, so TANGO! *does the tango*

Bluefeather: Then Paddy dares Foxleap to kiss Dovewing in front of Tigerheart, Bumblestripe, and Ivypool.

Dawnberry: What's up with Foxleap X Dovewing? Like, I don't think they ever talked once. Ivypool talked to Foxleap, but not Dove.

Bluefeather: Whatever.

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: *whispers dare in Foxleap's ear*

Foxleap: Okay, considering I (spoilers) died alone... *kisses Dovewing in front of Bumblestripe, Tigerheart, and Ivypool*

Bumblestripe: GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF HER!!!!!

Tigerheart: You. Me. After the Gathering. You just asked for a fight. *stalks away*

Ivypool: I don't care who she kisses or mates with, as long as he's a he and is in ThunderClan.

Dovewing: Foxleap...

Foxleap: Yes?

Dovewing: Get away from me.

Dawnberry: Yes, yes, shoo, all of you! Dovewing, stay here.

Dovewing: Why?

Bluefeather: Paddy dared you to take another swim in the lake!

Dovewing: It's better than being shredded by the badger... *curses to herself as she plunges in the lake*

Dawnberry: Kay, PowerPuffWarriorCat dares Firestar and Tigerstar to meet up and fight each other! Let's see who wins!

*thrown in*

Bluefeather: You toms will fight, and whoever will get and stay on the ground for three seconds loses! Ready? Freddy? Fazzbear? Set? GO!

Firestar: I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD TIME!!! *claws him*

Tigerstar: *growls* YOU WISH! *battles him*

*Ten minutes later*

Firestar: OOOOH I WIN!

Tigerstar: *disappears*

Dawnberry: Off with you too, cocky.

Bluefeather: PowerPuffWarriorCat has a truth for Crowfeather!

*thrown in*

Crowfeather: WHAT?????

Dawnberry:PPWC asks you why you mated with Nightcloud!

Crowfeather: If you read the books, you would know that since I loved Feathertail and Leafpool, I needed to prove myself loyal, so I mated with Nightcloud. HAPPY?

Bluefeather: Not quite! You have to find a mate in ShadowClan and go swimming with her! Since, you know, you loved cats in every Clan but ShadowClan... and technically SkyClan...

Crowfeather: Whatever! We'll both die anyway!

*teleports*

Crowfeather: Who wants to be my mate from ShadowClan?

Dawnpelt: I'm attracted to you.

Crowfeather: We're kin!

Dawnpelt: No! How so?

Crowfeather: I'm mates with Leafpool, who is sister to Squirrelflight, who is mates with Bramblestar, who's sister is Tawneypelt, and you're Tawneypelt's kit, so we're related by mates.

Dawnpelt: We're not kin by blood!

Crowfeather: Whatever. Anyway, Olivenose, let's be mates and swim together.

Olivenose: Okay! Wait, what about Rowanstar? He's said to be a she-cat!

ShadowClan: OOOH! BURN!

*Crowfeather and Olivenose go swimming and drown*

Bluefeather: PPWC also dares Hollyleaf to be mates with Breezepelt for five weeks!

*thrown in*

Hollyleaf: I already decided. NO. I'm taking the badger!

Dawnberry: Okay, but you have to stay there for five weeks! One week for each week you have to be mates.

Hollyleaf: I don't care! Anything but Breezepelt!

Bluefeather: *locks her in*

Dawnberry: I guess that ends it! Please, guys, leave your truths or dares down below if you have any, and--

Both: BBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!!!!!