🔒 @liamonade

"Slow down! I can't take it!" I scream to my credit card debt

🔒 @liamonade

Work, work, work.

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4:21 PM

hello

Who is this?

ikaw ba si lia aportadera

Scam someone else, wala na kong pera

matchies

ang mahal pala ng diaper noh

...What?

ikaw ba si professional matchmaker?

Yes. Who am I talking to?

concerned na kapatid

single, functional, may pera, may itsura naman

kinkilabutan ako dali na tulungan mo ko

Why are YOU the one texting me and not them?

kasi ok na sa kanya mamatay mag-isa

hindi ok samin

Pitch me this theoretical man/woman.

may tite, 30, matangkad, tahimik, mabait, may trabaho, may pera, may kotse

nagbabayad ng bills nang maaga, fixes things kahit walang youtube, nagluluto, maalaga, gentleman

loyal, responsible, workaholic, family man, hindi masyadong nagso-social media, nagwo-work out

Okay, what's the warning label

ha

The issue.

Because men like that are never single for no reason

So I'm asking if he's:

- emotionally unavailable but physically very available

- still hung up on a first love he pretends he's "over"

- a commitment-phobe pretending he's just "busy"

- dating casually but gets antsy when things feel real

- secretly looking for a wife because he's in his 30s

- avoids feelings by ghosting

Also relevant:

- anger issues

- control issues

- gambling issues

- masculinity issues

- intimacy issues disguised as independence

- or a savior complex from being the responsible one too early

Pick what applies. Or add your own.

hala ayoko na

eme

corny mag-joke

may ! ang tawa, may excitement ganon

Hahahaha! ganto ampanget diba nakakaturn off naiintindihan ko pero pwede mo yan ayusin

You're not taking this seriously

si oa

ito na

busy talaga siya, hindi ghoster, walang anger/control/masculinity issues

savior complex...parang wala naman? mahilig lang mag-spoil

lover boy ang kuya ko

sobrang ganda ng ngipin

ang issue lang talaga ay inalagaan niya pamilya niya mula pagkabata kaya walang oras sa lovelife

tsaka gusto nya financially stable muna sya bago mag-settle e ang tagal mag-settle wala na atang balak

Mama's boy?

hindi naman din

no contact na rin sa first love/exes

ayaw nya lang din sa dating app kasi nahihirapan siya sa dami ng options, o di sya naniniwala sa dating apps in general

kaya kita tinext

Hmm.

so if may tutulungan ka na ganito, ano pang kailangan mong malaman, kupido

His name

isaac toledo

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