Jayfeather: Before we start, I like to say this isn't made to be offensive. This is made for entertainment, and is just simply a Warrior Spoof idea. So, if you are British in any way, we apologize if this offends you, but we don't mean it.

Dovewing: Surprising, since you're usually the sarcastic one in the Clan and offends just about everybody, Jay.

Lionblaze: Yeah!

Jayfeather: Shush...

AND NOW TO BEGIN!

Bramblestar: *leaps up onto Highledge* OI, CLANMATES!

Clan: *gathers around*

Sandstorm: YOU DIDN'T SAY THE CORRECT WORDS, YOU MOUSE-BRAIN!

Bramblestar: Well, you aren't saying anything in a British accent, so you can be EXECUTED!!!

*crickets chirp*

Bramblestar: Well, never mind then.

Dovewing: So why ARE you acting British, Bramblestar?

Blossomall: Yeah, I mean, CA-LI-FORNIA GIRLS! WE'RE UNDENIABLE--

Bramblestar: *drinks a cup of tea noisily, causing her to stop singing*

Bramblestar: It's a new culture no cats have covered yet, so why not? Okay, everyone must drink tea and eat crumpets and speak in a British accent, and if you don't, you'll be thrown to the wolves?

Rosepetal: What wolves?

Bramblestar: *points some way away where a pack of wolves are tied to a post*

Clan: *shrinks back*

Bramblestar: Alrighty then. Tip-top!

Ivypool: WAIT! How do we eat crumpets? There aren't any in the forest!

Bramblestar: What's that in the tree, then?

Ivypool: *looks and sees a crumpet climbing a tree* ...Oh.

Bramblestar: Bye, mates! *goes back into his den*

Squirrelflight: *now speaking in a British accent* Okay then, Toadstep, you take Cloudtail and Dovewing on a hunting patrol, and remember, ONLY HUNT CRUMPETS. Lionblaze, you take Bumblestripe and Lilyheart and go re-mark our scents on the WindClan border.

Toadstep: Okay, guys, let's go! *races through the camp entrance*

Dovewing: This is ridiculous... *goes after him*

Cherryfall: Being British is SO not fashionable! I mean, British she-cats can be all sophisticated and as professional as they want, but I'm in AMERICA, baby! The Motherland! The LAND OF THE FREE!!!

Molewhisker: Whatever, Cherryfall...

Cherryfall: No, it's not WHATEVER, Molewhisker, it matters VERY MUCH to me! *throws a can of Red Bull at him before storming off*

Molewhisker: Do they even have Red Bull in the UK? *glances nervously at the wolves*

Squirrelflight: I think you should be fine...

Briarlight: Eww, Red Bull is gross!

Molewhisker: Why?

Briarlight: I REALLY don't think you wanna know what's in Red Bull...

Molewhisker: Whatever. Be crazy. *opens the can and drinks*

Briarlight: *shudders*

Rowanstar: ShadowClan, ATTACK!

Bramblestar: *jumps in front of the leader* No, good sir, for I have the POWER OF TRIANGLES!!!!!! *holds paws in a triangle form and triangles destroy the ShadowClan warriors*

ShadowClan: NOO!! *goes up in flames*

Bramblestar: Ten points if you get that reference which I did not make up. :3 Yaay, avoiding copyright!

Toadstep, Dovewing, and Cloudtail: *bursts into camp, holding crumpets* WE GOT CRUMPETS!!!!!

Millie: Hurray, celebrating being British!

Leafpool: Come on, son, let's go and eat!

Jayfeather: I still can't believe you're my mom...

Bramblestar: *talks in a normal tone* Man, we should have crumpets every day, they're so good!

Clan: *stares at him*

Bramblestar: *notices the staring* What?

Cherryfall: Like, oh my StarClan Becky, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT IN A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!

Squirrelflight: Throw him to the wolves!

Lionblaze and Leafpool: *pushes him to the wolves*

Bramblestar: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE, MY PERFECT COMPLEXION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: You brought this upon yourself, Brambleisnowdeadstar!

Bramblestar: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BRITISH!!!!!!! *dies*

Clan: ...

Cloudtail: At least we have the power of triangles.