Bramblestar: *leaps onto Highledge* Gather, all cats of the Caribbean, yada yada yada...

Graystripe: *pokes him with his walking stick* THOSE AREN'T THE CORRECT WORDS!!

Bramblestar: *takes the stick and swings it at him*

Graystripe: *falls off Highledge*

Bramblestar: *wearing shades and lighting a cigarette* So, yeah, like, I'm gonna have a party to accept a quest.

Sandstorm: TO WHERE? *blows nose loudly in a tissue*

Bramblestar: *blows out smoke* PANAMA!

Clan: Panama?

Bramblestar: Panama is a magical place, where happiness is in the air and prey is plentiful!

Jayfeather: *snorts* Yeah, right, if it's not a desert, which it is.

Brambestar: Shut it, wise crack.

The rest of the Clan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!! BURN!!!!!!

Jayfeather: *sighs* Whatever.

Bramblestar: Alright, I'll have Lionblaze go, since you're a pathetic little scrap now--

Lionblaze: HEY! D:

Bramblestar: --and Dovewing--

Ivypool: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Bramblestar: --Shut it, Katniss, and Bumblestripe, since you really don't have anything to do with the series except transfer from being a jerk to mooning Dovewing.

Graystripe: *waves his walking stick in the air* That's my son you're talking about, whipper-snapper!

Dovewing: Won't he just do that in Panama?

Bramblestar: At least it's not here. Now, go! Shoo!

Dovewing: So which direction are we going?

Bumblestripe: Um, maybe east?

Lionblaze: Which is that way! *walks in the west direction*

Dovewing and Bumbestripe: *follows him*

*TEN DAYS LATER*

Dovewing: LIONBLAZE, WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!!!!

Bumbestripe: Weren't we going east?

Lionblaze:  East? I thought you said we're going west! (pronounces it as "wheast")

Bumblestripe: Wheast? What the heck is wheast?

Lionblaze: *points to West on the compass*

Dovewing: That's WEST, Lionblaze.

Lionblaze: Oh.

Dovewing: *sighs and face-paws*

*SEVEN MORE DAYS*

Bumbestripe: Guys, we reached a DOOR!

Dovewing: A DOOOOOR!

Lionblaze: A d-door?

Dovewing: Yeah!

Bumblestripe: The door is all that's been and all that will be!

Dovewing: The door can control your dreams, love, and death!

Bumblestripe: The door can see into your MIIIIIND!!!!!

Dovewing: The door can see into your SOUL!!!!

Lionblaze: R-really? The door can do all that?

Dovewing: Heh, no! *walks around it* Hey, we're here!

Panamanian Guy: Congratulations! You have conquered our boss, The Door!

Lionblaze: Really?!

Dovewing: PARTY!!!! *launches herself into Panama*

Lionblaze: *sighs* Why did we even go here anyway?

Shoutout to SpongeBob and Charlie the Unicorn for these references! See if you can spot them. >:3 Also the biggest shoutout ever to my older brother, who has to go to Panama. I miss you, bro! He also inspired this spoof. Well, have a good weekend and summer vacation, everybody!

~D0veWing