"so how exactly does this plan goes?" jimin rubbed the back of his head and his brows raised as he stared questioningly towards the younger.

it had been three days since jungkook decided it was a great plan to ruin his ex boyfriend's upcoming wedding. it's stupid and immature but jimin couldn't just leave his friend hanging and hurting. jungkook needed him. he couldn't just abandon the younger at a crucial time like this, jungkook needs his best friend.

and unfortunately for him,

he's that guy.

"i.." jungkook trails off. "— actually don't know." he follows after, flashing jimin an awkward grin.

"you're stupid." jimin spat, rolling his eyes. "and this..whatever your plan is, it's stupid. you should just stop, kookie. you're only hurting yourself." he tells him, only to have his words ignored by the younger.

"even if i do it or not, i'm still gonna be in pain." jungkook scoffs. "so why not do it, then? i'll end up broken hearted both ways, so what's stopping me?"

jimin could only roll his eyes. "—but you don't even have a plan to start with." he says. "crashing a wedding won't stop anything. the guards could just lock us up outside and the wedding will still proceed."

"– that's why we need something to break them up." jungkook smirks. "and i got just the thing for that." and jimin could tell by the younger's sinister grin that he had just got himself into something he'll gravely regret afterwards.

jimin sighs. "or maybe you could let them live harmoniously and move on. how 'bout that?" he tries once more. "that hoecock guy didn't seem bad at all. he was nice." he tells him, recalling the past three days that they had been stalking the guy.

"hoseok." jungkook corrects. "and no. taehyung's mine, okay?"

"and now you sound just like a yandere." jimin states, moving away.

"shut up." jungkook nudges him on the side. "i just love him so much, okay?"

"i don't really give the slightest fuck but okay." jimin smirked, earning a jab on the head from the younger. "– that hurt, you dimwit!" he glared at his best friend, earning only an eye roll from the younger.

"and there's more from where that came from if you don't shut the fuck up," jungkook warned, glaring back at him.

"bitch," jimin rolled his eyes. and as if on cue, jungkook tackled him to the ground, catching him off guard as he wiggles away from the younger. "what the fuck, jungkook. get fucking off me!" he wailed.

"shut up, hyung. he's finally here!"  jungkook shushed, placing a finger in between his lips as he shuts the older up.

"okay, fine fine." jimin said, his voice muffled as the younger's finger was still placed in between his lips. "–but fucking get off me, you pig. you're unbelievably heavy!" he whisper yells.

they both squatted down like a duck, peaking over their small hiding spot which is by the small bush located just across the street. jimin peaked over, trying his best not to be too obvious as he searched for a certain brunette from the distance.

"hyung, what do you see, what do you see?" he felt the younger tugged his sleeves, making it hard for jimin to concentrate as his gaze wandered around the street. "do you see hoseok? what is he doing?" jungkook bombarded.

jimin could only roll his eyes, looking away for a brief moment to jab a hand towards the younger. "shut the fuck up, can't you see i'm concentrating." he hissed, earning a sheepish smile from the younger as he raised a peace sign.

when he turned back, his eyes immediately found the man they were looking for. he frowned, watching intently as hoseok, as what jungkook referred him, was holding two cups of coffee. he could feel the younger squirming beside him, eager to ask him what the hell was going on.

well to explain the unlikely situation they're in, jungkook decided it was a great way to break them up if they both catch hoseok in action, which simply means that the best way to break taehyung and hoseok up is to catch hoseok cheating, which lead to the both of them spying on the said man for three days now.

"he bought to cups of coffee..." jimin muttered, passing the information down to the younger.

"two cups of coffee?" jungkook asked beside him, afraid to peak for the fear that hoseok might recognise him and ruin their plan. "i knew that bastard was cheating! he must've bought that coffee for his mistress!" jungkook concluded, earning a smack from jimin.

"that could be for taehyung, you idiot. or he's just that addicted to caffeine." jimin interjected, "don't jump into conclusions just yet, you dumb fuck."

"alright, alright!" jungkook raised his arms in defeat. "– geez. chill, brownie." he mutters, earning yet another smack from the older.

jimin watched as hoseok smiled at an old lady, bowing in respect before he made his way to his vehicle. frankly, jimin found hoseok quite the man. in the three days they were stalking him, he realised that hoseok was a good guy. he buys taehyung flowers each day, and sometimes he buys mcdonalds to homeless strangers. he honestly feels guilty doing this mission. but his best friend needed him, the least he could do was help him satisfy his pain by ruining someone else's wedding.

"c'mon, hyung. he's leaving, let's follow him!" jungkook shook his arm, beckoning him over as the younger crawled his way to their vehicle. "hurry up, jimin!" jungkook whisper yells when he reached the passenger seat and jimin is still nowhere near the driver's seat.

jimin could only roll his eyes at his brat excuse of a best friend, standing up on his feet and dusting his pants off before he hurried to the driver's seat, fumbling with his keys before starting the engine and made sure to follow behind hoseok with a good distance.

they remained incognito as they followed hoseok's vehicle. jimin remained silent as jungkook blabbered on about how sure he is that hoseok is cheating on taehyung. "i just could feel it, hyung. he's cheating on my baby. how dare he!" jungkook hissed, leaning on the leather chair as he pouted, his arms crossed over his chest like a child.

just then, hoseok's vehicle came to a stop. they watched from afar as hoseok exited his car and walked towards someone— taehyung in particular. jimin smirked, about to say 'i told you so', but when he glanced to the younger, he found him close to tears as he watches the scene unfold in front.

jimin snapped his gaze back to both hoseok and taehyung, and watched as taehyung wrapped his arms around the other, pecking him briefly on the cheeks before hoseok lead taehyung to the passenger seat.

"c'mon, let's get out of here." jimin mutters, stepping on the gas. they passed by the couple, jungkook's gaze never leaving the both of them. jimin could feel his heart ache at the sigh of his best friend. he knew whatever this stupid plan was, it was destroying jungkook from the inside. but it fucks him up to know that no matter what he does, he couldn't change the younger's mind.

"aren't you going to say i told you so?" he hears jungkook mutter.

"no." he answered, eyes never leaving the road as he turned into a corner.

they both fell silent after that. none dared to speak. jimin couldn't find the right words to say. he wanted to comfort the younger, but he didn't know how. sure they were best friends but jungkook was the one who's great at comforting sad people. jimin— he sucked at doing it.

"stop overthinking, hyung." he hears jungkook say. "i know you want to comfort me, but it's okay. your presence itself is enough. i'm glad you're here."

"so you could read minds now?" a small smile made it's way to his lips, grateful to jungkook for being considerate.

"nah, i just know." he hears jungkook answered, earning a chuckle from him.

"why don't we just beat the shit out of that taehyung guy?"

"no, hyung. i'm still in love with him."

"hoseok then?"

"gosh, why are you my best friend?"

"i honestly ask the same thing, kookie."

"shut up, you love me."