*Watching Shane Dawson conspiracy videos by myself in my dark room at midnight*

Shane: Now I don't want to scare anyone *goes into that darker creepy voice thing he does a lot, and tilts he head slightly forward(you know what I'm talking about)* but this is 100% true... And it talks about suicide, chile molestation, rape, and even murder.

Me: It's ok Shane I can handle it

Also me: *jumps when my dog suddenly starts barking at his own shadow*