Terroriser has been added to the chat.

Four07 has been added to the chat.

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BESTIEZ

Terroriser: okay what the fuck

Kryoz: brian we know

Terroriser: what

Four07: we know about you and evan

Terroriser: oh yeah he was telling me about that

Terroriser: so we needed to make the 100th gc for this why???

Kryoz: bc we need a space for the people in the know except this time we dont add anyone else

Terroriser: and why me

Terroriser: why cant you just talk amongst yourselves

Kryoz: brian why are you being so mean

Kryoz: youre like the fourth person to break my heart this week

Terroriser: sounds like a conversation for your therapist

Kryoz: also evan told me to stop texting him about it bc every word out of my mouth makes him want to run until he passes out from heat stroke but he cant bc hes on crutches

Terroriser: yeah he said that too

Four07: does he just tell you everything

Terroriser: yeah pretty much

Kryoz: wish i had someone who told me everything :(

Terroriser: if youre texting me just to mope around just do it amongst yourselves im kinda busy

Kryoz: whatcha doing

Terroriser: im not doing this with you

Kryoz: why do you hate me

Terroriser: john i have a life i have to live and a boyfriend who is totally out of my league i dont have time to waste on this pointless conversation

Kryoz: hey dont say that brian youre a total catch too

Four07: evan is hotter tho

Kryoz: okay true but you didnt have to say it like that

Four07: its what we're all thinking??

Terroriser: i feel like i just got insulted but i have to go so idc

Kryoz: well i also added brian bc its been a while since evan took a step back from the main plot

Four07: why cant you speak like a normal person

Kryoz: why cant we make out

Kryoz: WHO SAID THAT

Terroriser: john you could barely handle your love triangle now turned love rectangle you DONT need a love pentagon

Kryoz: why choose why cant i have everyone

Terroriser: i dont want you and i would NEVER let you have evan

Kryoz: brian i would never take away your happiness and joy nor would i take evan's

Kryoz: please dont murder me

Kryoz: i need to live long enough to see your wedding

Terroriser: we've been togethrr for like six and a half months

Kryoz: and in six and a half more youll be ready for marriage i can feel it

Terroriser: you are way too invested in my relationship

Four07: he rlly is its starting to get lowkey creepy too

Terroriser: alright well have fun with that

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The TrapHaus

Tobi: okay so

Tobi: can we talk about it now

Zuckles: wait what are we talking about

Tobi: guys we all live together

Tobi: except for john

Tobi: so please can we just keep this chat civil? otherwise we'll have to use the therapy chat and thats more for clients

Fitz: "clients"

Jay: tbf we've gotten at least twelve people to cash app $50 for the session

Zuckles: i got one guy to give me $100

Tobi: exactly this is totally profitable

Swagger: i might quit my job

Kryoz: SWAGGER YOU CANNOT QUIT

Fitz: who are you to say that to him

Kryoz: okay im not gonna fight with you in this chat so SAY THAT AGAIN TO ME IN THE YIKES CHAT I DARE YOU

Kryoz: OR SAY IT IN DMS SEE IF I GAF

Kryoz: okay guys sorry just had to let that out

Tobi: nah ive come to expect you to say whatever comes to your mind so thats normal

Tobi: but cam please try to keep the bitchiness to a minimum

Swagger: please cam

Fitz: fine

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Now showing private messages between Moo and DaithiDeNoPrivilege

Moo: wait he did it OVER TEXT???

Moo: like no warning whatsoever

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: exactly!!! like wtf

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: who fucking does that??

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: and completely out of nowhere too

Moo: yeah thats crazy

Moo: you guys have been together for a long time too like i thought you were locked in

Moo: this is crazy i was so sure all the couples were locked in

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: me too

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: and ik we kept joking about it in the chat but i didnt think we'd ACTUALLY break up

Moo: its breakup season ig

Moo: all it takes it one and everyone catches on

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: omg did you and marcel break up too?? r u okay???

Moo: oh no we're fine we didnt break up

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: wait who else broke up then you said all it took was one

Moo: i did say that

Moo: well tyler and craig broke up

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: okay but tbf we ALL saw that coming

Moo: well yeah but still they started something

Moo: they broke up, then evan and brian, now you guys

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: evan and brian??

Moo: FUCK

Moo: no

Moo: what do you mean

Moo: i dont know what youre talking about

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: THEY DATED???

Moo: NO

Moo: they just had this huge fight but i joked about it being a break up with john and i forgot it wasnt actually a break up

Moo: its like an inside joke atp

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ohhhh okay gotcha

Moo: fuck should i be worried

Moo: quick what did you to scott so i dont do it too

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: unless your man has never truly gotten over his ex i think youre fine

Moo: SHUT UP

Moo: THERES NO WAY

Moo: SCOTT STILL LIKES EVAN???

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yup.

Moo: oh my god

Moo: thats insane

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: i know!!

Moo: didnt he cheat on evan to be with you??? this guy is insane

Moo: ik this is like super sad but honestly you dodged a bullet there

Moo: NO FUCKING WAY

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ???? what happened

Moo: MARCEL JUST TEXTED THAT WHEN HE GETS HOME WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

Moo: DUDE IM COOKED

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: YEAH ITS OVER FOR YOU WHAT THE HELL

Moo: oh god

Moo: im gonna start pregaming

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ???

Moo: if im gonna be heartbroken i dont want to be sober too

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: no shot ur actually breaking up

Moo: this six pack i just opened says otherwise

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: i dont think a man is worth day-drinking over dude

Moo: IF NOT A MAN THEN WHAT IS

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: if i didnt know better id say you were already drunk before this conversation

Moo: NO

Moo: fuck srsly what should i do

Moo: okay ill have ONE beer

Moo: oh my god im gonna be single for the rest of my life until i die i cannot be getting broken up with right now

Moo: fuck should i kill myself