Dior Bettencourt @diorbettencourt

Finally get to spend some time with my mom. She's still ignoring me a bit, but. Small wins.

frannie the queen salazar

@fransalazar

girl you are serving so hard you are breaking the cuntometer

seen

like you are causing a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale

...Huh???

I'm afraid.

maging afraid ka sa mga oorderin ko!!!!

Oh!!! Those were compliments pala.

GIRL YES???!!!

did you graduate from the school of cuntology with a degree in slayification and gagonomics

Um, no, I didn't graduate. I dropped out my second year in online school...

GIRL SLAY

order form juseyo 🤲

Oh, here!

Please fill out the following details:

Name:

Contact Number:

Address:

Design, Color, Quantity, Size (XS-XL):

Payment Method (BDO or GCash):

Shipping Method (fifth express, Grab, Lalamove):

i love you

...🤎

Dior Bettencourt @diorbettencourt

I don't understand what's happening but yay, another interested customer!

Dior Bettencourt @diorbettencourt

With these many orders? 🙀

frannie the queen salazar

@fransalazar

Hi! These are 12 orders in total.

yes! bobo ako sa math pero tama yan!

take ur time din also! <3

Oh my God, really?

Like...you're ordering 12 pieces?

GIRL YES ANO KA BA EXCITED NA KO

i know its a lot so seriously take ur time!!!

Noted!

Thank you, Frannie.

And thank you for ordering at WearDior 🧸🧶🤎

we're going to outcunt each other with those beautiful pieces of yours ❤️

Dior Bettencourt @diorbettencourt

Oh, for someone to trust me enough to buy this much. 🙏🏼

Dior Bettencourt @diorbettencourt

But is this a language I'm unfamiliar with? What the hell is 'outcunt'? 😭